First of all this is a Rip off of Monty Python and its Nothing more then PURE Fiction I hope you all get a good laugh out of it… there is no hiding meaning, no secret addenda its nothing but a joke please take it with a grain of salt and I hope you enjoy it.

P.S. all names were used WITH OUT permission and I except to be sued very soon, all celebrities voices were impersonated badly.

NO one is CHP would really ACT this way its all a JOKE

The Founding of CHP Act 9

KARNA: Old Halfling

DEMENTED: Gnome

KARNA: Gnome, sorry. What twink lives in that guildhall over there?

DEMENTED: I'm level seven

KARNA: What?

DEMENTED: I'm level seven -- I'm not old!

KARNA: Well, I can't just call you `Gnome”

DEMENTED: Well, you could say `Demented'.

KARNA: Well, I didn't know you were called `Demented.'

DEMENTED: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?

KARNA: I did say sorry about the `Halfling,' but from the behind you looked-- DEMENTED: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!

KARNA: Well, I AM Guild Leader

DEMENTED: Oh Guild Leader, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting' the newbie's by 'hanging' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society!  If there's ever going to be any progress--]

Demos: Demented, there are some rusty Short swords down here. Oh -- how do you do?

KARNA: How do you do, good lady. I am Karna, Guild Leader of the Crusaders. Whose castle is that?

DEMOS: Guild Leader of the whom?

KARNA: The Crusaders.

DEMOS: Who are the Crusaders?

KARNA: Well, we all are. We’re all Crusaders and I am your Guild Leader.

DEMOS: I didn't know we had a Guild Leader. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

DEMENTED: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. 

A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the newbie's are exploited by the Guild Leader classes—

DEMOS: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.

DEMENTED: That's what it's all about if only people would--

KARNA: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that Guild Hall?

DEMOS: No one lives there.

KARNA: Then who is your GM?

DEMOS: We don't have a GM.

KARNA: What?

DEMENTED: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.

KARNA: Yes.

DEMENTED: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting.

KARNA: Yes, I see.

DEMENTED: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, --

KARNA: Be quiet!

DEMENTED: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--

KARNA: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

DEMOS: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?

KARNA:

I am your Guild Leader!

DEMOS: Well, I didn't vote for you.

KARNA: You don't vote for Guild Leaders.

DEMOS: Well, 'how did you become Guild Leader then?

KARNA: The Suederippgood of the Lake, its arm clad in the purest shimmering bronze armor, held aloft UberTwinkWeapon01 from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Karna, was to carry UberTwinkWeapon01. That is why I am your Guild Leader!

DEMENTED: Listen -- strange council lying in ponds distributing twink gear is no basis for a system of government Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

KARNA: Be quiet!

DEMENTED: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery group threw some gear at you!

KARNA: Shut up!

DEMENTED: I mean, if I went around saying' I was a Wizard just because some moistened Twink had lobbed a staff of the wheel at me they'd put me away!

KARNA: Shut up! Will you shut up!

DEMENTED: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

KARNA: Shut up!

DEMENTED: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!  HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed

KARNA: Bloody Newbie

DEMENTED: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that did you hear that, eh? >.... That's what I'm on about  -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?