How to NOT to ask ME for a Teleport or Translocation

None of this is Fiction All of these things have happened to me, I have been playing on Xegony Server too long everyone knows I am a Wizard so I get tells even if I go Annoy of Role-playing

1.        If you see me quad Kiting Spiroc Proven. Logic should tell you I AM BUSY and I don’t have time to Port you to GF so you can Sell the bat skull earring you just looted from The Great Omwoomp

2.        If you have just examined me and then ask me “Are you a Wizard” Guess what you don’t get a Port.

3.        If you see me auctioning WTB Uber item XXX chances are I am not going to port your level 5 Twink to Cobalt Scar so he can loot quest gems for you.

4.        If you send me a Tell Directly I WILL NOT ANSWER

5.        If you want me to Port to 12 different zones to TL all of your buddies so you can hunt in KC, You better have a BLUE Diamond to give me.

6.        If at anytime I say NO and you reply “It only takes 2 seconds” you and your Guild are off my port list FOREVER.

7.        If you send me a Tell from 6 zones away asking for a Port I will come and get you so I can give you the FINGER

8.        If you want me to port you to a DANGEROUS PLACE you BETTER pay me at least the cost of a REZ.

9.        If you want me to Port you to zone XXX and then wait for you so I can port you back FORGET IT.

10.     If you are in UBER Guild XXX and want me to Meet you in South RO to port your raid to Hate because none of your Wizards want to go to hate. (And After I get there you ask me if “I” have any stones) Forget I am logging and leaving you all there.

11.     If I am on a raid don’t ask (Its easy to tell if I have 30 people around me from the same guild chances are it’s a raid)

How to ask me for a Teleport or Translocation

1.        In Says or in tells state where you need to go, If  I am willing to do it I will send you a tell

2.        Offer money, Wizards aren’t group friendly so we need cash to pay for our spells (That were looted by a level 53 tank so he can sell them for 1000pp each)

3.        Carry Portal Fragments with you, its Simply NO Fragments no Port

4.        Remember if I say NO I mean NO!!!!

5.        BE IN THE SAME ZONE AS ME

6.        YOU CAN COME TO ME I WILL NOT RUN INTO VL to get you.