Deep in the darkest Recesses of Kunark, Smashu Sits Eating a Halfling potpie and drinking from a Barrel of Wine.

(The bar tender walks over to talk about the Bill)
“Sir… you see to be running up quite a Bill”

(Smashu grabs her Wurmslayer and with a quick Slash Opens the bar tender up from belly to neck)
“Meez a Lady aybeez you remember that Now!

(Smashu returns to her eating)

(Smashu Pulls our a stack of Small stick Figure Drawings, Pulls out one shorter then the rest and Starts to stare at it. I single Tear Forms in her large Yellow eye)

“meez miss you little buddy youz always have Fud for Smashu.

(Smashu picks up the end of a near by iskar’s Monks tail and uses it like a toothpick)

(the Monk starts to say something but notices HOW big Smashu is and returns to his eating)

“Meeaz will find the person that did this and make the pay”

“MeeZ wILL never help this inposter and meez hope to find him someday very soon then meez eat him gud.”

“Meez think if Gnome Necro did this meez need to EAT ALL gnome necros" (There goez meez diet)

(Smashu burns the end of a pointy stick and starts to make a list of Gnome Necro’s to eat)

1. Blazeboon
2. Demos
3. Demented One….. Meez know him use majik eez thik him a necro meez need to check

Meez add more later meez not know too many gnome necro’s maybe meez just eat all gnome just too beez sure meez get the right one. besides Gnomes are tasty

(Smashu Staggers out of Ak’aknon Scared and Bruised With an Over full belly and a Huge backpack)

(A chp Message walks up to her slowly and carefully)
“Good lady I have been told to Deliver this to Smashu Realhard would you be her”?

“Yep Meez bee Smashu “BURP” Meez no read Tu gud youz read it Tu Meez”

(Messenger)
It’s from Allure and Karlithanis It reads Please STOP-eating Gnomes. Will explain later

(Smashu)
“Can Meez just eat a few”

(Messenger)
“I am not sure it says STOP”

(Smashu)
“Well if themz say stop Meez stop (BURP) Besides Meez quite full now anyway,, Tell themz Meez stop eating gnomes and if they ask tell them Meez look in Ak’aknon and Necro not there” In fact there no gnomes in there at all Meez not sure why (Smashu Smiles) {Smash’s Backpack moves a little and makes a small whimper}(Smashu Slams the backpack on the ground with a loud thud, Watchman Tracks helm falls out of the bag) ”Bag beez quite,, hehe its magic backpack it talks like Talun's boots”

(Messenger)
“ Ok fair lady I will tell them you agreed to stop (backs away slowly)”

(Smashu)
“Hey aren’t you a woodelf ?? Meez like Wood Elves”

(Messenger)
(Starts to Run Away VERY fast)