Hollo Allz  Meez be Smashu  Meez cave getting Lonely lately. Meez last boyfriend (Gout) him was big strong Troll shadow knight him Slipped and Feel into stew pot so Meez had to eat him.  So Meez in the market for a new man. Him needs to be big Strong Troll, Ogre, or maybe a barbarian if him scratch his butt a lot Meez think that is sexy.  In a pinch Meez would except 4 humans, 6 elves or 10 gnomes.  Besides if it not wurks out Meez can eat them. Meez Big strong and Sexy Meez hottest babe in whole Swamp Meez got a charisma of sixteen now.

Some of Meez hobbies

Eating

Fighting

Bashing

Eating

Killing

Eating

Hunting

Eating

Smashing

Eating

Slamming

Eating

Taunting

Eating

The list goez on and on Meez a real catch, so if youz think youz man enough for a hot chick like Meez  give Meez a call and bring Fud…. (Meez love chocolate Covered Gnome, candied Halfing and Elf puffs)