Smashu’s Written By Smashu Realhard

 

Sung to the tune of “Little old lady from Pasadena”

 

 

Really Big Trolly from South of Freeport

                                      

 

 

 

                        

                It's Really Big Trolly from South of Freeport

 

Verse 1:

 

               

                Really Big Trolly from South of Freeport

                                       

                (Eat Gnomies, Eat Gnomies Eat Gnomies NOW)

                  

                Has a pretty little flowerbed of Moldy Frogluks

               

                (Eat Dwarfies, Eat Dwarfies Eat Dwarfies NOW)

                    

                But held in a rickety old scabbard

                   

                Is a brand new, really sharp Jagged Long Sword

 

Chorus:

 

                And everybody's saying' that there's nobody meaner

                Than Really Big Trolly from South of Freeport

               

                She fights real fast and she fights real hard

                     

                She's the terror of smaller races and town guards

                        

                It's Really Big Trolly from South of Freeport

 

Verse 2:

 

                If you see her on the street don't try to dual her

                (Eat Elfies, Eat Elfies Eat Elfies NOW)

                You might swing a Wumy but you’ll never bruise her

                (Eat Humans Eat Humans Eat Humans NOW)

                Well, she's gonna get a arrested now sooner or later

                'Cause she Keeps live Halflings in her refrigerator

 

[Repeat chorus]

 

Verse 3

 

               

               

                                    

                (Eat Gnomes, Eat Dwarfies Eat them all NOW)

 

                

                (Eat Gnomes, Eat Dwarfies Eat them all NOW)

                   

                The guards come to fight her for miles around

                          

                But she'll give 'em a bash and then she'll cut them down

 

Chorus

 

                And everybody's saying' that there's nobody meaner

                Than Really Big Trolly from South of Freeport

               

                She fights real fast and she fights real hard

                     

                She's the terror of smaller races and town guards

 

                 

                It's Really Big Trolly from South of Freeport

 

Coda [repeat to fade]:

 

               

                (Eat Gnomes, Eat Dwarfies Eat them all NOW)

               

                (Eat Elfies, Eat Humans, Eat them all NOW)