The Smashu Song # 2

Sung to the Tune of you don’t mess around with Jim

By Jim Croce's

Qeynos got its Humans

Steam font got its Gnomes

The DI Guild Got Smashu Realhard she a Dwarf eating Son of a Gun

Ya she’s big and dumb as a troll can come

But she’s stronger the a Country OX

And when the Boss Mob’s all get together at night

You know they all call Smashu BOSS

Just because

And they say you don’t tug on Innruuok's Cape

You Don’t Spit at Naggafen

You don’t pull the mask of the Epic Spawn Ranger

And you DON’T Mess around with Smash

Out of South Kaladam came a Country Dwarf

Said He was looking for a troll named Smash

I am a Dragon slaying Boy my name is Litle Dwarf’toy

But down home they call me Slim

I’m looking for the Queen of cooking Dwarfish feet

I survived her last attack

Last Week she ate up my mommy

This may sound funny but I come to get my mommy back

Any everybody said  hey Dwarf don’t you know

You don’t tug on Innruuok's Cape

You Don’t Spit at Naggafen

You don’t pull the mask of the Epic Spawn Ranger

And you DON’T Mess around with Smash

Well a Hush fell over the Guildhall when Smashu Came Bopping in off the street

When the Fighting was done the only parts that weren’t bloody were the souls of the Little Dwarfs Feet

Yep he was cut in bout 1000 places and he was bash in a hundred more.

You better believe a Battle Howl came from Smashu when that dwarf hit the floor

And they say

You don’t tug on Innruuok's Cape

You Don’t Spit at Naggafen

You don’t pull the mask of the Epic Spawn Ranger

And you DON’T Mess around with Smash