Trollies like snacks

A Song by The Demented One

Original Song by Sir Mix-A-Lot

" Trollies like snacks "

Oh my god, Rylana
look at that troll
she’s just so big uhh
she looks like one of those ogre guys girlfriends
but u know who understands Ogre guys
they only talk 2 her becuz she looks like an unstoppable eating machine
ok I mean her gut...
its just so big
uhh I can't believe its just so round
its, like, out there
I mean, uh, gross
look
she’s just so big

 

Meez likez big guts, and Meez can not lie
 you Halflings can’t deny
that when a troll to your itby bitty place, she wants to stuff her face
 

You get sticked with a toothpick

You tried to leave your town, cause this troll is way to round
deep into the Greaves she’s wearing, her armor almost tearing
 
oh Dwarfies she wants to get with you cha
Then she’ll eat cha
my Home Elf’s tried to warn me
With a gut that big she get hungry

 
I seen her dancing
to hell with romancing
she's sweat
wet
she eats faster then a turbo 'vette
im tired of magazines
saying flat guts are the thing
take the average troll man ask him that
she’s got to eat gnomes in the six pack
so...

 

Trollies gotz back

Trollies
YAH!
Trollies
YAH!
Has ur girlfriend got the gut?
HELL YAH!
Tell her shake it
yah
shake it
yah
shake that healthy gut

Trollies like snacks
Trollies like snacks

I like them round and big
and when Im throwing a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm eating like an animal
now here's my scandal
I wanna get u home and cook you up
uh
cook you up
uh uh
I want 'em real thick and juicy
so find that juicy double
Trollies in trouble
turning elf houses into rubble
 I gotta be straight when I say
I want to eat all night and day
Trollies got it going on
a lot of humans won't like this song
cuz those punks like to hit and quit it
and I'd rather stay and play
cuz I'm long and I'm strong
and I'm going to eat till dawn
Trollies
YAH!
Trollies
YAH!
Turn around
stick it out
even erudite got 2 shout

Trollies like snacks
Trollies like snacks

yah Trollies
when it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothing to do with my selection
55, 76, 126

hehe, only if she's 7'3"

so ur girlfriend is the size a Honda
playing workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor big enough to stop ya

 Anaconda aint’ cooked done till it slapped in’a bun hun

You can do side bends or sit-ups
but don’t forget to fill your gut
some brothers want to play that hard role
and tell ya that the gut ain't gold
so they toss it and leave it
and I pull up quick to retrieve it
so Cosmo says ur fat
well I ain't down wit dat
cuz ur waist aint small
and ur eating gnomes like chicken

And Meez thinking about Sticking
 
to the beanpole elves in the magazines
you ain't it miss thing
give me a sista
I can't resist her
Gnomes and Rice didn't miss her
some knuckle head tried to dis
cuz those trolls are on my list

So Trollies if da gut is round
and u want to eat lunch in elf town
dial 1-900-meez-gotz-lotz
and kick dem nasty thoughts

Trollies like snacks
Trollies like snacks