As some of you know from time to time my headache gets so bad that I need to drill a hole in my head and let the pain out, sometimes when I turn my head just right some words fall out and land on some paper, in the form of songs or stories or poems, but most of the time its just the Demented Ramblings of a madman.
So in keeping with such Great humor as the “Remi Song”, “Fumen the Pink Armored warrior” and the soon to be released “We Wish you weren’t raiding with us” I present my first attempt at a Kids poem.



(Read it in your slow big daddy voice)

The is the Story of the little Treyon that could
(By the Demented One)

There once was a little dwarfish Treyon tank that was sent all the way to Temple of Veeshan to fight in the big raid
But when he got there all the Bigger Troll and Ogre tanks laughed at him cause he was the shortest and smallest
They said hey little Dwarfish Treyon Tank you could tank a flea, and they teased him
And the Little Dwarfish Treyon Tank was left crying until there were rust marks all down his armor.
He said too him self
"I think I can tank"
"I think I can tank"
"I think I can tank"
At last the buffing was done and the bigger tanks were ready to head on out and beat up some dragons.
The Little Dwarfish Treyon Tank proudly joined the front lines. Ready to do his duty for Draco Invictus.
But the Raid Leader laughed at him and said, "you get in the back Little Dwarfish Treyon Tank you are too little to lead the attack you will just get in the way of the fighting"
So the Little Dwarfish Treyon Tank Swallowed his pride and went to the back of the raid with the Rangers all the while saying to himself
"I think I can tank"
"I think I can tank"
"I think I can tank"
The Big Troll and Ogre tanks Fought so hard and so fast that all the Clerics ran out of mana
And the Raid leader was saying
"What can we do”?
"What can we do”?
But the Little Dwarfish Treyon Tank was so busy patriotically repeating
"I think I can Tank"
"I think I can Tank"
"I think I can Tank"
That he absentmindedly passed by the other tanks corpses and found himself in the middle of the dragon’s lair
He was as scared as the little dwarfish tank could be as the dragons and wyrens attacked. But they’re attacks just bounced off his cobalt-covered skin.
So the Little Dwarfish Treyon tank attacked back with his weapons, how easily his sword sliced through their leathery hide.
The Little Dwarfish Treyon Tank was filled with joy and self-confidence as he gleefully exclaimed
"I Know I can tank"
"I Know I can tank"
"I Know I can tank"
As he swung his sword and his shield arm over and over again, until there were no monsters left alive in his agro range.
As the dust settled the Mob's corpses were counted the Little Dwarfish Treyon Tank had killed half of ToV including Ajorek the Crimson Fang who died pitifully begging for its life
After the raid there was a big party to celebrate the great victory, and the Guild leader put a big shinny medal around the Little Dwarfish Treyon Tanks Neck and said
"We were wrong about you little Dwarfish Treyon Tank you can tank with the best of them, and from now on when ever we go into battle you can lead the attack.
And the Little Dwarfish Treyon tank Smiled to himself and said
"I Knew I could Tank"
"I Knew I could Tank"
"I Knew I could Tank"

And that’s the story of the little Treyon that could.