20-Feb-2003, Joey Blue, Roadside

This is a highway:

Roadside, hell, this was a 4 or 5 lane highway. As some of you may know by now I have done secret nudity in various public places and streaked a number of time. The night before this was taken I had happened upon this opening in the fence that is supposed to keep people off this super highway that runs right thru Philadelphia. I thought it would be a challenge to run out under the lights in the wee hours of the morning stark naked across 5 lanes to the median that divides Route I-95. There are another 4 or 5 lanes going in the other direction on the other side of the median. Well, I did it a few time even though it was pretty cold. One time a huge 18-wheeler truck did appear un-expectantly from an ON ramp and the driver saw me. The truck drive startled me when he blew his horn. Man, those truck horns are really loud. My first impulse was to run for cover, but decide instead to just dance around with my hands in the air. A couple times I made it to the median and jumped up onto it as it is a raised wall, about 3 feet in height and maybe 3 feet wide. I just sat there with sparse traffic going by in both directions. I had to wait for the traffic to subside on my side to get back to the break in the fence to get out of there.

The next day I returned to get photos of the area and decided to take a Naked Dare photo with traffic going by. I know I am not right on the highway, but I saw traffic going by and thought maybe some of them saw me. On my side of the fence is a parking lot with cars coming and going and a few pedestrians wondering by. I waited for a quiet moment and just did it. Hope this counts as a Roadside Dare, even though it was 5 December 2001. It was in the middle of the after noon.