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The Powers That
Be
Godfathers
Oscar Koveleski, Founding President,
Polish Racing Drivers of America
Tony Adamowicz, Founding Vice-President,
PRDA
Brad Niemcek, Founding Vice President,
PRDA
Frostbite Falls
Chapter
George
Tirebiter General Secretary for
Life
John Mikes Minister of
Propaganda
Denny
Stevison Keeper of the Sacred
Vehicle
Doug Farrow General
Counsel & Senior Driving Instructor
Eric
Peterson Cleanliness Steward
Erik Nelson Pinball
Maintenance
Mary Mikes Chief of
Stuff
Henry Mikes Wrench
Spiritus
Theodore Austin Spencer
III Lost Soul |
Frostbite Falls Chapter carries on in the
tradition of Mother Theresa, George
Jones
The Frostbite Falls PRDA Chapter is headquartered in
an abandoned horse trailer near suburban International Falls,
Minnesota. From this opulent setting, chapter members conduct the
secretive affairs of an organization with tentacles reaching out to
all corners of the globe.
From its humble beginnings in a army barracks near An
Jung-ri, South Korea, in 1971, the FFC has grown into a massive
force in the racing world. The shadowy group will not reveal
membership totals, but claims to have infiltrated nearly every
organization on the globe.
"It's not outrageous to say that not much gets by us
that we know about," says chapter general secretary George Tirebiter
with obvious pride.
Only a few organizations have escaped the FFC power
grab, and a majority of those because their value to humanity is
considered particularly low.
Among these are the national Republican and Democratic
Parties, U.S. Congress, all HMOs, and any group that employs a radio
or television talk show host.
Actual details of day-to-day operations are obscured
by a shield of secrecy and burly security guards, but Tirebiter did
volunteer that the FFC is looking for Fortran code writers,
brewmasters and biochemists.
If you think you're good enough to join an
organization not afraid to hide behind excessive secrecy, click the
link below.
Frostbite Falls Chapter membership
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