Highlander Profiles 2

The man, the legend.  Danno Shrader.  Master of the Milk Run. President of the 4 Hour yard pass.  Able to drive, paddle or fly anything with an engine.  Can also paddle Snappy.  Sheriff of the Highlanders.  Keeper of the Law.

Elwood.  Aka, Elwood.  special skills:  able to climb trees upside down.  Can work a poo story into any situation.  Keeper of the Oral tradition. Can also suck the skin off a snake.

John a.k.a. Buff.    Organizer of Team Extreme.  Speed Assault Record Holder, Hangover Lead  Living legend, mentor and protector of environment. 

Gobbie Spire.  aka  "Gobbie"  Member of Atlanta Section, red light district.  Special Skills:  "Rainmaker"  Featured in "Got Milk" commercials.  Buypacker

Neo-Ethel.  aka, "George Bush", "Spreadsheet".  Special skills:  water fetching. bossing Larry.  Indian Name:  "wipes with hand".  Never met a meat he didn't like.

Paul Mitchell:  aka  Toad Shrader.  Handler of Styling Products.  Spokesmodel, Crest White Strips.  Wrestler.  Still owns a leotard.  President of Buypacker clan.

Hitler.  aka Hitler.(formerly known as 'skunk")  Chief Orienteer.  Discoverer of Blowdown.  Trout Fisherman. Special Skills:  rock toting.  Ain't that a peach?  Buypacker