Sign on the dotted line

It's that time of year for political campaigns and once again every major intersection is trashed with campaign signs, which has sparked a question in my mind - what do campaign managers and politicians actually believe will come from all their signage? Do they actually believe that John Doe will walk up to the polls and think to himself, "Oh, I think I will vote for **** because I saw his or her sign at that popular intersection?"

What a joke! Politicians are so full of it. They actually believe we are that stupid to vote for them because of a sign on a street corner. Or because so-and-so endorses them. Or because they have all the answers and we believe them.

Take Phill Kline and Paul Morrison, who are running for Kansas Attorney General. Kline is such a nut job that he's actually using evil to fight evil. Morrison doesn't even know what he believes. He changed his political party just to run for AG. He doesn't even know what he believes on the hot topic of abortion. Isn't that so like politicians? To be as vague as possible in order to win the majority of votes and then not even do a damn thing because they either don't know what they believe or who to offend.

It's a toss up between the two because Kline fights for values and Morrison fights crime. I'll more than likely vote for Kline because who are we kidding when we say we can eliminate crime? If we we're winning that war then we wouldn't be needing a new courthouse and a new jail. We definitely are in high need for values.