Bumper Stickers

for

Women

 

 

 

 

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

 

 

 

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,

SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

 

 

 

 

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

 

 

 

GOD MADE US SISTERS;

PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

 

 

PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

 

 

 

 

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN

SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

 

 

 

DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

 

 

 

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

 

 

GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO.

BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?

 

 

NEXT MOOD SWING

6 MINUTES

 

 

AND YOUR POINT IS...?

 

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

 

 

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY

I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

 

 

DO NOT START WITH ME.

YOU WILL NOT WIN.

 

 

 

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP

 

 

 

MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO BREAK.

 

 

 

I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

 

SORRY IF I LOOK INTERESTED.

I'M NOT