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HAVING FUN WITH A SCAM ARTISTE.

I'D ADVERTISED A "LOUDSPEAKER CHAIR" ON CRAIGSLIST.  IT WAS AN OFFICE "DESK CHAIR" WITH FIVE LOUDSPEAKERS MOUNTED IN IT, ALONG WITH AN ACCOMPANYING STEREO POWER AMPLIFIER.

IT CREATED  BONE SHAKING SURROUND SOUND TO ENHANCE THE ENJOYMENT FOR VIDEO GAME PLAYERS.


MY YOUNGEST KID HAD GROWN OUT OF THAT PHASE OF HIS LIFE, THANKFULLY.

THIS SCAMMER "william wellman"  E-MAILED ME THE DAY AFTER MY CRAIGSLIST AD  APPEARED.

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william wellman wrote:

Hello,

This is Mr William Wellman, the reason why i mailed you was that i saw your advert placed on net that you want to sell the above mention property Please if is still available kindly tell me?

1.the current condition
2. your asking price [tell if negotiable]
3.the picture

Best regards.

william


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Hi William,

It is all described in the ad. Please look there.

Jeff

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william wellman wrote:

hello...
ok do let me know the last price so i can sent you the payment and the address


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OK, final price is $225.00

Mailing address here is:

Jeff *********
*** South ******* St.
************, MA ******

Jeff

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william wellman wrote:

Hello ,
Thanks for the reply and the information you sent. Concerning payment I have just called my bank manager now and he has said he'd be sending a check of $2000 to your contact address in which you will remove the asking price $225 after cashing it in a local check cashing point since it is a check and an extra $100 for your running around and then wire the balance to the shipper via western union money transfer that he will use for all his flight charges and for the insurance of the shippment when being shipp ed and also I would want you to do this for me because the shipper also has some other shippment to do for me in the state. I hope I can trust you on this?

The information of the shipper will probably be sent alongside the check. I will notify you if he has sent it. Looking forward to completing this transaction with you.Get back to me asap all western union charges and cahing store fee must be deducted from the shipping funds.
Waiting fror yor reply soon.

Thanks


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Dear William:

I will hold the chair for you for a maximum of 10 days. If the check from your bank does not arrive at my address by then, I will sell the item to the next highest bidder. OK?

Jeff

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william wellman wrote:

hello...
hope you get it now cos its has been confirmed that its already there let me know...
thanks
smith
   (When did "smith" come aboard?)

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william wellman wrote:

do check it now ..cos its there ok..i so much trust you dont lie to me

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Haven't seen it yet, but we have had some bad snowstorms here in the past few days and the mail is behind where it should be.

Jeff

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A $2,000 "CASHIER'S CHECK" ARRIVED IN AN ENVELOPE WITH A HAND WRITTEN LAS VEGAS RETURN ADDRESS, BUT POSTMARKED FROM OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA. IT IS CLEARLY A COUNTERFEIT OF A NORTH FORK BANK CHECK.

Bad Check

THE IDIOTS COULDN'T EVEN SPELL MY FIRST NAME (JEFF) CORRECTLY.....

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Yes, check arrived in the mail today.

We are leaving on holiday tonight so I will not be able to deposit it until next Friday.

Let me know how you wish me to complete the transaction.

Happy Holidays,

Jeff

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william wellman wrote:

hello....
thanks for your mail and i do like the kind of trust you have on this deal...since you have the check with you and i dont want to keep anything late again from now cos my shipper is waiting to hear from me cos i told him that you already get the check and i dont want any delay by you ...do cash the check immediately and if you dont have the chance to do that now do send the money from your own cos its nothing to worry about again since you already have the payment with you all you need to do is to have it back whenever you want it ......here is my shipper information below for you to send him the money balance of the which is $1675 via western union

SHIPPER INFORMATION
FIRST NAME.......SOLOMON
LAST NAME........DAVID
ADDRESS....134 FESTAC ROAD
CITY.......FESTAC
STATE......LAGOS STATE
COUNTRY.....NIGERIA
CODE.........23401
THE INFORMATION YOU WILL PROVIDE ME AFTE R YOU HAVE THE MONEY SENTVIA WESTERN UNION IS
1}SENDERS FIRST NAME AND LAST NAME
2}SENDERS ADDRESS THAT YOU PUT ON THE RECEIPT
3}THE ACTUAL AMOUNT THAT YOU SEND
4}TEXT ,QUESTION AND ANSWER
5}THE MTCN
 
hOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON WITH THE WESTERN UNION DETAILS
THANKS WILLIAM

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william wellman wrote:

hello...
 hope you are back from holiday today and i hope you must have the check deposited at the bank now and do let me know when it will be clearing cos it should not take more time to clear a check ok..i hope to hear from you as soon as you do take the check to the bank and have it cashed ok..thanks

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Dear Mr. Wellman,

My name is Margaret ******* and I am the wife of Jeff *******.

We came back from our holiday earlier this week and the day after we returned my husband went to his bank to deposit the $2,000 check he received from your bank.

The bank teller asked him to wait a few minutes and then two policemen entered the bank and arrested him for depositing what they claim is a counterfeit check. He is being held in the county jail in Athol*, Massachusetts and the judge has set his bail at $5,000.

Mr Wellman, I don't have the $5,000 I need to get him freed. I think some horrible mistake has happened. My husband believed your check is OK, but he can't do anything to straighten this matter out until he is released from jail.

Since this happened because of the check you sent him, I hope you will help us solve the problem by sending a check for $5,000 payable to me so I can get my husband released. As soon as we get everything straightened out I will return the $5,000 to you. Don't worry, you can trust me.

Please let me hear from you as soon as possible, the children miss their father and Christmas is just two days away.

Yours in Jesus,

Margaret

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william wellman wrote:

hello,,,
i dont much unbderstand you how do you want me to beleieve you ...after sending your husband my check he refused to talk to me and he cash my money now and you saying cock and bull story to me .......i wish i beleieve you and your husband but i cant and you still want me to send another check to you wont that sent you yourself to jail too...well i wish to do that but if you can send me your account i can as well send the money there but how do you want me to be sure that if is there iu will know that the money is there in your account.....provide me if att all you are sure of yourself and you cause my shipper to be pissed off in africa where he is now
 expecting me to mail him with the information you must have use to send the balance of the m,oney you said has caused your husband jail but i dont have any options for now..i pray that all will be well ok..let me ehar from you soonest

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SURE I'LL SEND HIM MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS.........

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Shoosh, you'd think that by now those idiots sitting in Nigerian internet cafes would learn how to use a spell checker.

Barnum was right..........

But it's claimed by some that it wasn't Barnum who said "There's a sucker born every minute", it was a competitor of his named David Hannum, at least according to this cite:

http://www.historybuff.com/library/refbarnum.html

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* And yes folks, there is  an
town named "Athol" in Massachusetts :

http://www.athol-ma.gov/

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Jeff (In Red Sox Nation)

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