Yeah, well that's me. Kinda big... Oh well, the more the merrier... but I don't think that applies to the size of things... I'm getting behind myself. My name is Corey Montella. I am nerd incarnate, and if you don't like that I will send big scary men to go to your house and kick your dog... or cat, or turtle, or whatever you have. I suppose this section doesn't require any more... Maybe a list of stuff I like will do.

  • Favorite Color: Red
  • Favorite Food: Pasta
  • Favorite Band: Goo Goo Dolls
  • Favorite Animial: Dolphin
  • Favorite Sport: Swimming... I guess
  • Favotite Movie: The Matrix
  • Favorite Contintent: Antarctica
  • Favorite Word: Insubordination

    • And here are some cool quotes:
    "There Is An Island Of Opportunity In The Middle Of Every Difficulty, Miss That, Though, And You're Pretty Much Doomed."

    "Until You Have The Courage To Lose Sight Of The Shore, You Will Not Know The Terror Of Being Forever Lost At Sea."

    "It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom."

    "If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem."

    "The Best Leaders Inspire By Example. When That's Not An Option, Brute Intimidation Works Pretty Well, Too."

    "Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people."

    "If You Find Yourself Struggling With Lonliness, You're Not Alone. And Yet You Are Alone. So Very Alone."

    "Your Role May Be Thankless, But If You're Willing To Give It Your All, You Just Might Bring Success To Those Who Outlast You."

    "That which Does Not Kill Me Postpones the Inevitable."

    "If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us."

    "Attitudes Are Contagious. Mine Might Kill You"

    "There Are No Stupid Questions, But There Are A Lot Of Inquisitive Idiots."

    "There Is No Greater Joy Than Soaring High On The Wings Of Your Dreams, Except Maybe The Joy Of Watching A Dreamer Who Has Nowhere To Land But In The Ocean Of Reality."

    "It's Always Darkest just Before it goes Pitch Black."

    "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups."

    "When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do."

    "If You Can't Learn To Do Something Well, Learn to Enjoy Doing It Poorly."

    "It Takes a Lot Less Time and Most People Won't Notice the Difference Until It's Too Late."

    "It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life Is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others. "

    "Every Dark Cloud Has a Silver Lining, but Lightning Kills Hundreds of People Each Year Who Are Trying to Find It."

    "The Downside Of Being Better Than Everyone Else Is That People Tend To Assume You're Pretentious."

    "It's Difficult To Comprehend How Insane Some People Can Be. Especially When You're Insane."

    And my personal favorite:
    "Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always Pays Off Now."

    Okay, that's all, I can't think of anymore.