Radio Free Waldenburg
Gunin Hand Michigan Militia |
"Nobody in Waldenburg is truly free, they are being taxed to death without representation." "Free Mark Cornkie!" "Here hold my beer and watch this." |
Oliver Sudden Stocks Fraud Consultant |
"I say Music by the People, for the People" "Right On" |
Duncan Honeydipper Johnny on the Spot Agent |
"I was tired of the same old crap, This guy is nuts !" |
Anita Dickens Humanities Professor |
"A great service to the people of Waldenburg. They need to hear news from the other side of the Iron Curtain ." |
Captain Redbud Anheuser-Busch Product Tester |
"Arrr, thar is no nay such a thing as Pirates anymore Who does him think him is? Ahoy, Bar Wench, C’mere me beauty, more Grog, Smartly, me lass. Aye Aye" |
Bongof Hashish 7 - Eleven Manager |
"You, Not to look at magazines, You Buy!" |
Rusty Pipes Window Washer |
"That 1-900 operator I got last night... that's what I'm talkin' about!" |
Sharon LaBodie Stockbroker - CFP |
"Baby, Nothing in life is free." |
Bolivar Shagnasty Investment Banker |
"Dude, Where is my Scooter?" "Operate This!" |
Manny Kin Lab Technician |
"My time isn't free, big boy." "I have to run this urine sample that I collected at the Waldenburg Bar." "Looks like a 12 ouncer" |
Dr. Neil Downe Proctologist |
"You know, I'm quite an operator myself, handsome." |