I'll Be Back Here

At a recent music awards telecast, while the rest of the paprazzi were jockeying for position in front of the "talent," begging them to look everywhichway but up, some clever photog stationed himself behind the crowd. Which, depending on the subject matter [in this case, Alicia Keys, Sheryl Crow and Gwen bestillmyfuckingheart Stefani] qualifies him for some sort of Pulitzer. In my world, anyway.