L. Ron, please bless Katie, and Kelly, and John...

VH1-dictated pop culture may insist that "Show Me The Money" was the most memorable line from Jerry McGuire. C'mon now. That's horseshit. We all know it's the image of Kelly P, straddling (self-proclaimed Drug Czar) Tommy Boy, screaming "Never! Stop! Fucking! Me!!!"
Ah. Memories.
So why is the chick who simply states the bloomin' OBVIOUS considered the villian? Show Me the MEMBER, goddammit, and bam, you spend the rest of your lifetime on Lifetime? Linda Fiorentino got fucked (pun COMPLETELY intended) after The Last Seduction. How cum (ooh, another one!) my only "role models" at my local multiplex are nice girls who are so sexually repressed they'll only do it missionary, every other Friday? Katie, you have fucking CHRISTIAN BALE tricked out in fucking black LATEX who likes to do it in the dark, and you have to go WORK on a CASE?!?!?! You and Tommy Boy deserve each other.
Listen, Mr. Hubbard, you seem like a cool cat. If Kelly will take up my cause, I'll go out and buy copies of Dianetics for all my friends. And stop taking Ritalin. Whatta ya say?