Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

"I'll call you tomorrow."
"Wow. That was awesome."
"Yes, that dress does make you look like Cameron Diaz."
"The collection of underwear from ex-lovers? Hell, I threw that out years ago."
"You're cooking for me again? I'm spoiled!"
"Although I appreciate each of the Brother's distinct charms, I'd have to say Marlon is my favorite Wayans."
"I'll tell you when it's coming."
"She was an incredible lay, but I'm waaaay over her now."
"Wasn't me."
"The Notebook? That's my favorite fucking movie, too."
"I feel like I can tell you anything."
"Possibly the best blow job I've ever had."
"I usually last a lot longer than that. Must be the Jaegermeister."
"Vida Guerra? No effect on me at all."

Thanks for that last one, Avatar.