File Under: My Dumb Life

Best things about working in an office that is 97% female:
-- Never a line for the men's room.
-- Eye candy, eye candy, eye candy.
-- Taking advantage of my cock ownership to wrangle special favors, rush jobs, etc., when I need 'em. [My experience shows that some women simply work better with men. Period.]
-- I'm thankfully excluded from conversations involving guys, Desperate Housewives and The Click Five.
-- Being the target of random, torturous teasing.

Worst things about working in an office that is 97% female:
-- Mood swings.
-- "Ice Cream Day," a summertime phenomenon in which everyone gets free frozen treats after our weekly company meeting. This means I get to sit in a room while women from ages 18 to 58 fellate popsicles with wild abandon. Once, I actually had to tape down my cock beforehand.
-- Still no good stories about being pulled into the broom closet and felt up by those chicks in accounting. But I'm working on it.