How to Win Any Argument with a Guy: A Handy Guide for Women

Ken [looking at a photograph]: Honey. Did you fuck Bob?

Kennette: Now why would I screw your best friend?

Ken: Not sure. But someone just mailed me these photos of you fucking Bob.

Kennette [glances about nervously, then...]: Hey! I totally want to blow you right now!

Ken: Really? Hot damn! [Tosses aside photo, pants.]