Next Stop, Oblivion

Christalmighty. Just when I thought I'd finally gotten a handle on my obsessive pre-work masturbation sessions, along comes the goddam Pussycat Dolls' video for "Don't Cha." Carmen Electra's not in it. Neither is Christina Applegate. But goddam, it's not like they replaced those two with Buddy Ebsen and James Garner. I may just break down and look into some kinda flex time, work-from-home thingee.

Okay, so next year, sure, they'll be working at Home Depot. Or the local supermarket. Or their Aunt Helene's hairstyling salon. But for now, can we bask in the cheesy glory that is The Pussycat Dolls? Clearly the best thing to spring forth from Johnny Depp's Viper Room since... er... well, actually, this might be it.