Wing Man, Barbie Style

Apparently there's this service that hires hot chicks for guys. No, they don't fuck you (I think,) but instead they're your go-to bitches--They run around the bar and wrangle up the ladies for your viewing, and choosing, pleasure. Imagine, an entire business built around the line, "Hey, my friend thinks you're hot."
My first thought was, "Shiiit, I coulda gotten paid for this?!??!" Followed by, "Hmmm...kinda creepy." If some random chick approached me to tell me about her hot guy friend I'd think she's either a. a covert lesbian or b. one of Charles Manson's groupies.
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