Your VIP ticket to the Darwin Awards

You're in the bedroom, the lights are on because you like it that way. It's finally gonna happen. You kick off your shoes. He removes his belt. You whip off your shirt. He whips off his shirt...only to reveal, on his entire upper chest, the most horrific rendition of Cheech & Chong you have ever seen. Did you ever really think your first "foursome" would be like this?

Yes folks, it's stupid tattoo time, those permanent etchings of shame we obtain when we're usually at our drunk n' drooliest. G-Shack.com has a great gallery you can check out here.
Enjoy!