Let Me Get That Chair for You...

Note to self, #2884-B:

The next time you're in a meeting in the shared conference room in the furthest corner of the building, and the unbelievably hot new admin girl is in attendance, be sure to practice restraint.

Specifically, at the end of said meeting, don't linger around, flipping through the papers in your hand, until the hot new admin girl and everyone else shuffles out the door. And then don't casually walk to the entrance just to make sure they've all really headed off. And, in the name of all that is holy, don't -- just don't -- drop to your knees in front of the chair she was using and bury your face in the seat.

Not only because it's kinda freaky, but also because somebody might walk into the room. And, not for nothing, they won't buy your "Oh! There's my pen."

Not that this actually happened to me, of course. I'm just sayin'.