Truth in Advertising

This always happens. I come up with a brilliant idea, imagine all the ways I can spend my first million, only to find out someone's thought of it first. So whilst I enjoy another cup of Ramen Noodles, enjoy the sublime experience of ripping "only4u" to shreds for having the audacity to claim "athletic" and "animal lover" in his profile instead of "man boobs" and "disurbing phobia of cats".