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Greetings. We are Ken and Ariel. The picture above? That's us. Adorable, no? Plus, we're drunk. That means we speak the truth. So listen. Closely.

What we do is provide advice. Yeah, that's right. We're your partners in the war against relationship ignorance. Are we doctors? Nope. Therapists? Nope. Psychiatrists? Dude, on a good day, we couldn't even direct you to the nearest McDonald's, let alone explain that dream in which your mother keeps trying to show your best friend her tits. 

But if there's one thing we do know about, it's the intricate games that people play when they engage in that most confounded of conditions--the romantic relationship. And we want to share our vast knowledge, witty asides, and oft-pompous remarks with you. 

What we promise is impartial, somewhat practical, and definitely entertaining advice. You'll find none of that "Boyfriend left you? Let's bake some cookies!" bullshit... we'll always shoot ya the straightest dope we know, and that's a promise.

So relax, have a drink, and ask us a question, or, if you'd like to know a bit more about us, click here.