
Quotables on the Homestead

I'm sure glad you woke up before you pulled the trigger - might ruin a good piece of
apple pie!
......"Stage Stop", Andy to Jess
He's as wrong as last year's almanac.
......"Lost Allegiance", Jess
Have you been eatin' bear lately?
......"The Long Riders", Jess to Slim
It takes time to drive a stake deep.
......"Fugitive Road", Jess to Slim
I don't want to be smart. I want to be just like you and Jess.
......"The Long Riders", Andy to Slim
You're meaner with one arm, than I am with two.
......"Two for the Gallows", Jess to Slim
It's not all who needs me, it's what I need too.
......"Star Trail"
Don't go cuttin' bullets out of me until I get shot.
......"The Lawbreakers", Jess to Slim
You let down a friend...a man can always get another horse, but a good friend is hard to come by.
......"Fugitive Road", Andy to Slim
What in the foggy blue morning are you talking about?
......"The Lost Dutchman"
He's as wrong as last year's almanac
......"Lost Allegiance", Jess to Sharon
Girls aren't supposed to lift heavy things when there's men around.
......"Dragon at the Door", Jess
You're big enough to eat hay. Push harder.
......"Death Wind", Jess to Slim while doing repairs
You make an omelet, you break eggs.
......"Beyond Justice", Steve Collier
You're about as subtle as a meat cleaver.
......"The Fortune Hunter", Fred McAllen to Jess
I figure by the time I'm grown up, I'll have to stay here to take care of Slim and Jess
in their old age.
......"Renegade Brand", Mike to Daisy
You can't let down a friend, Jess. You just can't.
......"Stage Stop", Andy to Jess
Women are too dern particular
......"Lost Allegiance", Jess to Slim and Mike
The measure of a man is not always what he'll do, but what he won't do.
......"Badge of the Outsider" Doc
There are certain things us men keep from you women just so we can keep up the pretense that we're not petticoat bossed.
......"The Fugitives", Jess to Miss Daisy
Sometimes people try to hang on to things too hard. Some love somebody else so much
it actually smothers the person they care about.
......"Renegade Brand", Slim to Mike
Aw, she was a pickle!
......"Ladies Day", Mike to Slim, Jess and Mort re: a potential housekeeper
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