The Official Laserlord Webpage

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Hi, this site is all about Laserlord, THE REAL LASERLORD. This site is awesome. My name is Ian Alistair McKenzie and I can't stop thinking about Laserlord. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.


1. Laserlord is a mammal.

2. Laserlord rocks ALL the time.

3. The purpose of Laserlord is to flip out and control the galaxy.


Weapons and Gear:

At the ready


Kicking some A


The sphere of influence



Laserlord can establish dominion over anyone he wants! Laserlord cuts off fingernails ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that Laserlord was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Laserlord enslaved the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Laserlord totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window to a new dimension.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Laserlord has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will chop your hedge off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Laserlord is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. Laserlord is swift, crazy smooth, rockin cool, mega powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start training with Yoda next year. I love Laserlord with all of my body (including my pee pee).


Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Laserlord?

A: Laserlord is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand Laserlord is a really nice guy, but on the other hand, he wants to control the galaxy.


Q: I heard that Laserlord is always silly and inane to the point of absurdity. What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Laserlord can be inane OR totally awesome.


Q: What does Laserlord do when he's not controlling the galaxy or flipping out?

A: Most of his free time is spent plotting the fate of mankind, but sometimes he makes silly web pages. (Ask Siegfried if you don't believe me.)



This is a picture of my best friend Siegfried showing off.

He's a lot older than me and almost created a new species,

which is bragable.



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