| Wednesday, September 1, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Dave's weight problem |
| 2nd Bit | Theater rules - Recap of previous show (more spitting) |
| Top Ten | Signs Your New Job Isn't Working Out |
| 1st Guest | Demi Moore - Top 10 Names for Demi's New Baby |
| Cooking | Bev Tanner |
| Music | Spin Doctors |
| Thursday, September 2, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Action Stunts |
| 2nd Bit | Donnie, the CBS Page who Likes to Suck Up (aka Andy Dick) |
| Top Ten | Rejected Names for the New Show |
| 1st Guest | Martin Short |
| Music | Cyndi Lauper |
| Other | Plate spinning, free beer |
| Friday, September 3, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Dave's citizen traffic reports |
| Top Ten | Numbers Between One and Ten (presented by Casey Kasem) |
| 1st Guest | Debra Winger (supergirl) |
| Music | Soul Asylum |
| Monday, September 6, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | More citizen traffic reports |
| Top Ten | NASA Excuses for Losing the Mars Probe |
| 1st Guest | Richard Lewis |
| 2nd Guest | Shawn Bouroughs - Little League World Series star |
| Music | Midnight Oil |
| Tuesday, September 7, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | May We Have Some Free Stuff? (Tuxedo store) |
| 2nd Bit | NY Giants kick field goals |
| Top Ten | Bad Things About Living Longer |
| 1st Guest | Michael J. Fox |
| 2nd Guest | Rosie Perez |
| Other | NYC robbery pamphlet |
| Wednesday, September 8, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| Preshow | Dave and Al Gore practice jokes |
| PostMonologue | Security preparations |
| Top Ten | Signs You Have a Bad Airline Pilot |
| 1st Guest | Al Gore (ash tray bashing) |
| 2nd Guest | Kim Basinger |
| Music | Chris Isaak |
| Thursday, September 9, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Magazine Collection |
| 2nd Bit | Dave's groundwork at Yankee Stadium |
| Top Ten | Signs Clinton is Well Rested |
| 1st Guest | Ellen Barkin |
| 2nd Guest | Chris "Mad Dog" Russo |
| Music | Lenny Kravitz |
| Other | Backdrop train with pedestrians - Raquetball Illustrated |
| Friday, September 10, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| Preshow | Siskel & Ebert do Beavis & Butthead |
| PostMonologue | Summer in Central Park Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Theater tour |
| Top Ten | Announcements That Will Make This Crowd Cheer Wildly |
| 1st Guests | Siskel & Ebert |
| Music | Robert Plant |
| Other | Bob Denver |
| Sitting In | David Sanborn |
| Monday, September 13, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | May We Have Some Free Stuff? (debut of Mujibar & Sirajul) |
| Top Ten | New Campbell Soup Slogans |
| 1st Guest | Bruce Willis |
| Standup | Steven Wright |
| Sitting In | John Popper |
| Tuesday, September 14, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Warning Labels |
| 2nd Bit | Hypnotherapy with Biff Henderson |
| Top Ten | Things Overheard at the White House Yesterday |
| 1st Guest | Paul Reiser |
| 2nd Guest | Mike Ditka |
| Music | John Hiatt - Perfectly Good Guitar |
| Other | Mars probe - Audience member tries to tie a tie |
| Wednesday, September 15, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Dave gets a taxi air freshener |
| 2nd Bit | Roof cam (Regis Philbin) |
| Top Ten | Rejected 60 Minutes Stories |
| 1st Guest | Jeff Goldblum |
| Standup | Louie Anderson |
| Music | Jerry Garcia & David Grisman |
| Thursday, September 16, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (GE rocket) |
| 2nd Bit | Ben, the Guy Who Really Likes Milk (aka Andy Dick) |
| Top Ten | Ways to Make Arafat Angry |
| 1st Guest | Bonnie Hunt |
| 2nd Guest | Latrisha Baldrick (etiquette expert) |
| Music | Patty Smyth |
| Other | clip from Middle East peace signing |
| Friday, September 17, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Back to School Supplies |
| 2nd Bit | Dave eats with Clinton look-alikes |
| Top Ten | Highlights of Clinton's Health Care Plan |
| 1st Guest | Super Dave Osborne |
| 2nd Guest | Laura Dern |
| Music | Stone Temple Pilots - Vaseline |
| Monday, September 20, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Let's Meet the Neighbors (Fern Chapnick photocopies her face, Rupert Jee gets a standing ovation) |
| Top Ten | Reasons to Watch CBS This Fall |
| 1st Guest | Sarah Jessica Parker |
| 2nd Guest | Jim Abbot (pitched no-hitter) |
| Music | Patty Scialfa |
| Tuesday, September 21, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Dave around the House |
| 2nd Bit | Dave Letterman, Your TV Friend |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Neighbor is a Talk Show Host |
| 1st Guest | Robert Urich |
| Standup | Ellen Degeneres |
| 3rd Guest | Tim Tomasic |
| Sitting In | David Sanborn |
| Wednesday, September 22, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Dave deals with rain at Yankee Stadium |
| 2nd Bit | Roof Cam on Flashdancers - James Earl Jones announces Autumn Equinox |
| Top Ten | Signs You've Lost Control of Your Country |
| 1st Guest | Tony Randall |
| 2nd Guest | Elizabeth Perkins |
| Music | Aaron Neville |
| Other | Analysis of Tim Tomasic's "jeepers" predilection |
| Thursday, September 23, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Dave's Record Collection |
| 2nd Bit | Enactment of scene from As the World Turns - Clinton health care message |
| Top Ten | New York Mets Excuses |
| 1st Guest | Mike Myers |
| 2nd Guest | John Kruk |
| Music | Belinda Carlisle |
| Other | Don Knotts |
| Friday, September 24, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
| 2nd Bit | Pete Fatovich's birthday |
| Top Ten | Hillary Clinton's Tips for Making Your Man Happy |
| 1st Guest | Glenn Close (sitting on an audience member's lap) |
| Music | James Taylor |
| Other | NYPD Blue clip |
| Monday, September 27, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Stand-by audience goes to Miss Saigon |
| Top Ten | Signs You've Come to the Show on a Bad Night |
| 1st Guest | Matthew Broderick |
| 2nd Guest | Julie Krone |
| Music | Neil Diamond |
| Tuesday, September 28, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| Preshow | Dave, Paul, and Jimmy Carter |
| PostMonologue | Bored Dave with a Gun, Clinton's Motorcade |
| 2nd Bit | Unusual Greeting Cards |
| Top Ten | Complaints of the Biospherians |
| 1st Guest | Jimmy Carter |
| Standup | Brett Butler |
| Cooking | Daniel Boulud (clams) |
| Wednesday, September 29, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Chase Scenes |
| 2nd Bit | Spirit of Ed Sullivan introduces a juggler |
| Top Ten | Questions Congress Asked Hillary Clinton |
| 1st Guest | Jerry Lewis (pinches cameraman) |
| 2nd Guest | Sparky Mortimer (kid sportscaster) |
| Music | Rod Stewart |
| Thursday, September 30, 1993 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | White House Gift Shop Souvenirs |
| Top Ten | Signs You Have No Friends |
| 1st Guest | Lily Tomlin |
| 2nd Guest | Adam Sandler |
| 3rd Guest | Mike Lupika |