| Monday, May 2, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Finding a pedestrian to help read the Top Ten |
| 2nd Bit | Dave takes a moment to reflect on spring |
| Top Ten | Signs You're Not Going to Graduate |
| 1st Guest | Jerry Van Dyke |
| Music | The Neville Brothers |
| Tuesday, May 3, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Mother's Day Cards |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Local 7-11 Manager has gone Nuts |
| 1st Guest | Robin Williams |
| Music | Big Head Todd & The Monsters |
| 3rd Guest | Mark Leyner |
| Other | Radar gun |
| Wednesday, May 4, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Happy Endings |
| Top Ten | Names for the Rolling Stones Tour |
| 1st Guest | Mia Farrow |
| Music | Tim McGraw |
| 3rd Guest | Jimmie Walker |
| Thursday, May 5, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Reaping the rewards of last week's Gatorade joke |
| 2nd Bit | Under Dan Rather's Desk |
| Top Ten | Chapter Titles in Dan Quayle's Book |
| 1st Guest | Brett Butler |
| 2nd Guest | Rob Lowe |
| Music | Sarah McLachlan |
| Other | Celebrating National Nursing Month |
| Friday, May 6, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Dave polls cabbies about Clinton |
| Top Ten | Boutros-Boutros Ghali Pick-up Lines |
| 1st Guest | Sharon Stone (dancing) |
| 2nd Guest | Chris Farley |
| Monday, May 9, 1994 - In Los Angeles | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Dave & Paul's weekend in LA |
| Top Ten | Reasons We're Doing the Late Show in Los Angeles (delivered by the "Mayor of LA") |
| 1st Guest | Billy Crystal (Battle of the Network Stars) |
| Music | Ray Charles - What I Say |
| Tuesday, May 10, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Dodgers throwing things at the camera |
| 2nd Bit | Daves hunts for celebrities |
| Top Ten | Surfer Pet Peeves (delivered by "Kareem Abdul Jabar") |
| 1st Guest | Michael Keaton |
| 2nd Guest | Angela Lansbury |
| Sitting In | Slash |
| Wednesday, May 11, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Dave thinks the week is over |
| 2nd Bit | What Dave's Mom has been doing since the Olympics |
| Top Ten | Signs that Richard Simmons has Gone Nuts (delivered by "Clint Eastwood", sabotaged by Richard Simmons) |
| 1st Guest | James Cahn |
| Magic | David Copperfield |
| 3rd Guest | Julia Louis-Dreyfus |
| Thursday, May 12, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | LA Souvenirs |
| Top Ten | Things LA Dumb Guys Say (delivered by "Madonna") |
| 1st Guest | Candice Bergen |
| Music | Elvis Costello & The Attractions |
| 3rd Guest | Magic Johnson |
| Friday, May 13, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Dave and Zsa Zsa Gabor hang around LA |
| Top Ten | Things We'll Miss About LA (delivered by "Johnny Carson") |
| 1st Guest | Bette Midler |
| Music | Traffic |
| Monday, May 16, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Paul thinks he's still in LA |
| 2nd Bit | Dave rides in a taxi |
| Top Ten | Reasons We're Glad to be back in New York |
| 1st Guest | Heather Locklear |
| Music | Travis Tritt |
| 3rd Guest | Harvey Pekar |
| Tuesday, May 17, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Getting a pedestrian to help out with a picture and the Jumbotron |
| Top Ten | New Margarine Slogans |
| 1st Guest | Jeff Goldblum |
| Music | Sonic Youth |
| 3rd Guest | James Carville |
| Wednesday, May 18, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Lots of celebrities in the audience |
| 2nd Bit | Dave remembers LA |
| Top Ten | Signs There Are Too Many Rats in New York City |
| 1st Slot | Stupid Pet Tricks |
| 2nd Guest | Carol Burnett |
| Music | Emmylou Harris |
| Thursday, May 19, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | LA Quiz |
| Top Ten | Signs You Have a Bad Long Distance Company |
| 1st Guest | Barbara Walters |
| Music | Mariah Carey |
| Friday, May 20, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Creepy Dave |
| 2nd Bit | Dave goes door-to-door in LA for new show ideas |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Kid Watches Too Much T.V. |
| 1st Guest | Eddie Murphy |
| Music | Tony Bennett |
| Standup | Wayne Cotter |
| Other | Dave freshens up |
| Monday, May 23, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Dave makes a difficult phone call for an audience member (kicking out an overstayed house guest) |
| 2nd Bit | Tony Randall helps out |
| Top Ten | Good Things About the Biologically Engineered Tomato |
| 1st Guest | Rick Moranis (dramatic reenactment of a scene from The Flinstones) |
| Music | Jimmy Buffett |
| 3rd Guest | Stefan Seville (kid geography whiz) |
| Tuesday, May 24, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Dave is missing a blue card |
| 2nd Bit | Roof cam - Hollywood |
| Top Ten | Announcements That Will Make This Audience Cheer Wildly |
| 1st Guest | Woody Harrelson |
| Standup | Louie Anderson |
| 3rd Guest | Isaiah Thomas |
| Wednesday, May 25, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Getting a pedestrian to film the audience |
| 2nd Bit | Dave almost killed by a sandbag |
| Top Ten | New CBS Slogans |
| 1st Guest | Kevin Pollak |
| Music | Chris Isaak |
| Cooking | Jacques Pepin |
| Thursday, May 26, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Dave's Record Collection |
| 2nd Bit | Watching planes take off |
| Top Ten | Signs Hillary Clinton is Running for President |
| 1st Guest | Rosie O'Donnell |
| Music | Laurie Morgan |
| 3rd Guest | Bronson Pinchot |
| Other | Dave's artificial tooth |
| Friday, May 27, 1994 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Kreskin searches for his paycheck |
| 2nd Bit | Dave helps staff member find a new roommate |
| Top Ten | Late show Leftovers |
| Music | The Pretenders |
| 2nd Guest | Daniel Stern |
| Other | Guy in a Bear Suit at an Outdoor Cafe |
| May 30 - 31, 1994 | |
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