| Monday, June 3, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Made fresh daily |
| Dave | A man who loves the smell of toast in the morning |
| PostMonologue | News Review |
| 2nd Bit | Manny reviews Spy Hard |
| Top Ten | Good Things about being Adopted by the Clintons |
| 1st Guest | Martin Short (holding a high note) |
| 2nd Guest | Jimmy Vassar |
| Music | Bryan Adams - The Only Thing That Looks Good on me is You |
| Other | Biff's Wacky BBQ Aprons - 6000th, I mean 600th show |
| That's just fine | |
| Tuesday, June 4, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | The happiest place on earth |
| Dave | With or without bacon |
| PostMonologue | Checking a New York citizen for ticks |
| 2nd Bit | Two Guys Watching Seinfeld |
| Top Ten | Ways to Mispronounce Bibi Netanyahu |
| 1st Guest | Nathan Lane (holding a high note) |
| 2nd Guest | Daisy Fuentes |
| Standup | Mitch Fantel |
| Please mow the lawn | |
| Wednesday, June 5, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | A tiny island of the coast of Newark |
| Dave | 4 feet taller than he appears on tv |
| PostMonologue | Supermarket Finds (Biff helps out) |
| 2nd Bit | President Clinton's adopted son |
| Top Ten | Things Dole has to do Before he Leaves the Senate |
| 1st Guest | Diana Ross (holding a high note) |
| 2nd Guest | George Wallace |
| Other | Late Show Copy Machine Demonstration Highlights |
| I just don't care | |
| Thursday, June 6, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (1st Annual Late Show Salute to the Word "Ass") |
| Top Ten | New Items from the Kathie Lee Gifford Line of Products |
| 1st Guest | Matthew Broderick (holding a high note) |
| 2nd Guest | Kim Delaney |
| Music | The cast of Rent |
| Call your sister | |
| Friday, June 7, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Last gas before Europe |
| Dave | The first name in food additives |
| PostMonologue | Dave gets a new tie through marriage |
| 2nd Bit | Manny reviews The Rock |
| Top Ten | Summer Fun Tips from the Unabomber |
| 1st Guest | Rosie O'Donnell (holding a high note) |
| 2nd Guest | Heather Matarazzo |
| Music | Cracker - I Feel Fine |
| Hit me again | |
| Monday, June 10, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Often indited, seldom convicted |
| Dave | The florist who delivers |
| PostMonologue | News Review |
| 2nd Bit | Biff Henderson's Quest for Flight (balloons) |
| Top Ten | Shocking Revelations in the New Book about Princess Di |
| 1st Guest | Siskel & Ebert |
| 2nd Guest | Andrew Shue |
| Standup | Dana Gould |
| Other | Paul in Flipper |
| Stop it! | |
| Tuesday, June 11, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Sealed for your protection |
| Dave | The inspiration for the Broadway hit Rent |
| PostMonologue | Office Worker of the Month (Meg nouveau?) |
| 2nd Bit | New York: City of Mystery |
| Top Ten | Least Popular Kellogg Cereals |
| 1st Guest | Dennis Franz |
| 2nd Guest | Joe Queenan |
| Music | Gloria Estefan - Reach |
| Other | Dancin' Yeltsin |
| More ether! | |
| Wednesday, June 12, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Mind if I try a bite? |
| Dave | Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside |
| PostMonologue | Father's Day Cards (Biff helps out) |
| 2nd Bit | Navy SEALS try to penetrate the theater |
| Top Ten | Signs You're Not One of the 25 Most Influential People in America |
| 1st Guest | Ben Stiller |
| 2nd Guest | Liv Tyler |
| Cooking | Douglas Rodriguez |
| More ether! | |
| Thursday, June 13, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now featuring a subway for kiddies |
| Dave | Veternarian approved & recommended |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (tic-tac-toe) |
| 2nd Bit | Unknown Guest crashes the show again |
| Top Ten | Signs Boris Yeltsin has Gone Nuts |
| 1st Guest | Danny Glover (dancing with Yeltsin) |
| 2nd Guest | The charming Bobby Maley |
| Standup | Joey Kola |
| Drive me home, Helen | |
| Friday, June 14, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | We strongly recommend the extended service contract |
| Dave | Freshly primed with a semi-gloss latex |
| PostMonologue | Flag Day air freshener for a shy cab driver |
| 2nd Bit | Manny reviews The Cable Guy |
| Top Ten | Clinton Summer Plans (delivered by roller bladers) |
| 1st Guest | Kelsey Grammar (singing national anthem) |
| 2nd Guest | Amber Valletta |
| Music | Ozzy Osborne |
| Other | Footage of Dole loosening up |
| Close the damn door! | |
| Monday, June 17, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Don't forget to take other people's personal belongings |
| Dave | No purchase necessary |
| PostMonologue | Dave works at Taco Bell |
| Top Ten | Signs You've Hired the Wrong Kid to Mow Your Lawn |
| 1st Guest | Vanessa Williams |
| 2nd Guest | Jonathan Silverman |
| 3rd Guest | Lucile Treganowan |
| Nice shoes, big shot | |
| Tuesday, June 18, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Jewel of the Hudson |
| Dave | Secretary of the year for the tri-state area |
| PostMonologue | News Review |
| 2nd Bit | What Dave did on Father's Day |
| Top Ten | Seattle Supersonics' Excuses |
| 1st Guest | Sarah Jessica Parker |
| 2nd Guest | Marv Albert |
| Music | Lyle Lovett |
| Other | Olympic Torch |
| Send potatos | |
| Wednesday, June 19, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Don't forget to floss |
| Dave | A man who can eat his weight in waffles |
| PostMonologue | A sign of spring (taxi-splashing an audience member) |
| 2nd Bit | Les Moonves talks about the CBS fall lineup |
| Top Ten | Ways Hilary Clinton Could Improve Her Image |
| 1st Guest | James Caan |
| 2nd Guest | Julie White |
| Music | Patti Smith |
| I like boating | |
| Thursday, June 20, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Employees must wash their hands |
| Dave | ? fencer |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (tribute to time-honored Late Show jokes) |
| 2nd Bit | New York: City of Mystery |
| Top Ten | You're at a Bad Summer Camp |
| 1st Guest | Pauly Shore |
| 2nd Guest | Gena Lee Nolin |
| Music | Vince Gill |
| Other | Martin Scorcese |
| Hey, hey, Helen | |
| Friday, June 21, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | A great seaside town off the coast of Nova Scotia |
| Dave | Double bagged for safety |
| PostMonologue | Dave continues to work at Taco Bell |
| Top Ten | Signs Arnold Schwarzenegger is Getting Older |
| 1st Guest | John Travolta |
| 2nd Guest | John Sayles |
| Music | The Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches |
| Monday, June 24, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Would you like some fresh pepper with that? |
| Dave | Homemaker extraordinaire |
| PostMonologue | Dave shows tourists NYC |
| 2nd Bit | Manny reviews Eraser |
| Top Ten | Signs You Won't be Qualifying for the US Olympic Team |
| 1st Guest | Conan O'Brian |
| 2nd Guest | Eleanor Mondale |
| Music | Blues Traveler - But Anyway |
| Other | Paul's FBI file |
| Stop Calling! | |
| Tuesday, June 25, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Look us up in the yellow pages |
| Dave | A dog's best friend |
| PostMonologue | News Review |
| Top Ten | Things Overheard during Dole's Visit to NYC |
| 1st Guest | Bruce Willis (Striptease outtakes) |
| 2nd Guest | Christine Wilson |
| Music | Jimmy Buffett |
| Kiss me! | |
| Wednesday, June 26, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Help yourself to the Times Square champagne |
| Dave | A man who's just finishing his last pre-show cocktail |
| PostMonologue | Dave's Record Collection |
| 2nd Bit | Security Camera Theatre |
| Top Ten | Signs You Have a Bad Psychic Advisor |
| 1st Guest | Jerry Van Dyke (mule) |
| 2nd Guest | Luke Perry (sideburns) |
| Music | Fugees |
| Try me, Guido | |
| Thursday, June 27, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Uses no more electricity than a 40-watt bulb |
| Dave | Drawn by low-paid Korean animators |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (The kid with enormous hands) |
| 2nd Bit | Calling the "winner" of Guess-the-number-of-dots-on-Dave's-tie contest |
| Top Ten | Ways NYC Police are Being More Courteous |
| 1st Guest | Cher - One by One (and impersonator) |
| 2nd Guest | Shaquille O'Neal |
| This ain't jello | |
| Friday, June 28, 1996 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Just Say When |
| Dave | A man with a new graffitti-resistant finish |
| PostMonologue | New York Summer Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Manny reviews Striptease |
| Top Ten | Revelations in the New Tell-All Book About the White House |
| 1st Guest | Michael Keaton |
| 2nd Guest | Ving Rhames |
| Music | Goo Goo Dolls |
| Other | Dave's clone |
| Ah, crabcakes | |