| Tuesday, July 1, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Pour me a cold one, Lenny |
| Dave | Secretary of the Navy |
| PostMonologue | Celebration of Canada Day |
| 2nd Bit | Descriptions of America's Funniest Home Videos |
| Top Ten | Reasons Why Bill Gates is Thinking of Buying CBS |
| 1st Guest | Jason Priestly |
| 2nd Guest | Patricia Richardson |
| Music | The Cicadas |
| Bowler | Johnny Petraglia |
| Grilled meat? | |
| Wednesday, July 2, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | The doctor will see you now |
| Dave | Friend to both man and squirell |
| PostMonologue | Supermarket Finds |
| 2nd Bit | Leonard Tepper's Hidden Video |
| Top Ten | Firecracker or Richard Simmon Nicknames |
| 1st Guest | Tom Arnold |
| 2nd Guest | Mitchell Libonati (found Evander Holyfield's ear) |
| Music | Blur - Song #2 |
| Bowler | Marshall Holman |
| I can't breathe | |
| Thursday, July 3, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Home of the whopper |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| Top Ten | Revelations in the New Book about Martha Stewart |
| 1st Guest | Evander Holyfield |
| 2nd Guest | Lee Marek |
| Standup | Sarah Silverman |
| Bowler | Carmen Salvino |
| Make Daddy proud | |
| Friday, July 4, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Real-life Mayberry |
| Dave | Hoosier hellcat |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
| 2nd Bit | Fireworks - Flag flown from Empire State Building |
| Top Ten | Fourth of July Movies Shown in Times Square |
| 1st Guest | Martin Short |
| 2nd Guest | Manny the Hippie |
| Performance | Fang Fang - Chinese acrobat |
| Bowler | Nelson Burton, Jr. |
| More fudge | |
| July 7 - 11, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| Monday | |
| Tuesday | |
| Wednesday | |
| Thursday | |
| Friday | |
| Reruns | |
| Monday, July 14, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Honk if you love pudding |
| Dave | The fourth tenor |
| PostMonologue | What Celebrities are Doing for Summer |
| 2nd Bit | Audience member auditions - Live footage from Mars |
| Top Ten | Handyman Pickup Lines (presented by Tim Allen) |
| 1st Guest | Don Rickles |
| 2nd Guest | Brendan Fraser |
| Music | En Vogue |
| I'm unusual | |
| Tuesday, July 15, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | I think she's gonna blow |
| Dave | Japanese pitching sensation |
| PostMonologue | A simulated walk on Mars |
| 2nd Bit | Frying an egg on the sidewalk |
| Top Ten | Cool Things About Being the World's Richest Man |
| 1st Guest | Tim Robbins |
| 2nd Guest | Jackie Chan |
| Music | Shawn Colvin - Sunny Came Home |
| Give daddy a kiss | |
| Wednesday, July 16, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Who wants yogurt? |
| Dave | Winner of this year's Tour de France |
| PostMonologue | Dave's Record Collection |
| 2nd Bit | Why Some Celebrities Won't be on the Show - Clip from CBS' showing of the Godfather |
| Top Ten | Signs You're Going Nuts from the Heat |
| 1st Guest | Mary Tyler Moore |
| 2nd Guest | Querbe Tirmizi - cab driver who returned $30,000 |
| Music | Matchbox 20 - Push |
| Hand me your shoes | |
| Thursday, July 17, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Sorry, but you've come at a bad time |
| Dave | Founder of Kiwanis International |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | The Letterman Family |
| Top Ten | Signs You're Attending a Bad Summer Camp |
| 1st Guest | Nathan Lane |
| 2nd Guest | Robey Morgan - National hollering champion |
| Music | Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life |
| I saw that | |
| Friday, July 18, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | The newest member of NATO |
| Dave | King of the Squirrels |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (prisoner pen pal) |
| 2nd Bit | Pat Farmer: Master of Misdirection |
| Top Ten | Other Clinton Complaints about the Movies |
| 1st Guest | Robert Pastorelli |
| 2nd Guest | Craig Kilborn |
| Music | Live - Turn My Head |
| My name is froggy | |
| Monday, July 21, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Where the mayor wears mascara and the godfather wears a bathrobe |
| Dave | The on-field voice of your Philadelphia Eagles |
| PostMonologue | Summer in NY Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Floating Mug Documentary - Paul's write-up in the world's wealthiest people feature |
| Top Ten | Ways Disneyland Can Attract more Visitors |
| 1st Guest | Pauly Shore |
| 2nd Guest | Leslie Mann (sniffing Dave) |
| Music | Puff Daddy - I'll be Missing You |
| Call me Jerome | |
| Tuesday, July 22, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | An east coast landmark since 1904 |
| Dave | Motor Trend's 4x4 of the year |
| PostMonologue | King of Meat |
| Top Ten | Other Ways to Liven up the Miss America Pageant |
| 1st Slot | Kids Tell Jokes |
| 2nd Guest | Mario Andretti |
| Music | John Hiatt - Little Head |
| Don't call me | |
| Wednesday, July 23, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Put your laughing shoes on |
| Dave | Old Ironside |
| PostMonologue | Small Town News |
| 2nd Bit | Pointless Celebrity Cameo Theater |
| Top Ten | Signs You're at a Bad Resort |
| 1st Guest | John Turturro |
| 2nd Guest | Kathy Kinney |
| Music | Radish |
| Other | Harrison Ford's World Tour - Hawaii |
| Call me | |
| Thursday, July 24, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | The savings keep on coming |
| Dave | Worldwide Pants' employee of the month |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (butcher) |
| 2nd Bit | Harrison Ford's World Tour - Paris |
| Top Ten | Republican Complaints About Newt Gingrich |
| 1st Guest | Dan Rather (Chinese train songs) |
| 2nd Guest | Kathy Griffin |
| Music | k.d. Lang |
| Stand up | |
| Friday, July 25, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | You want onions with that? |
| Dave | Real-life George of the Jungle |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Leonard, the Accident-Prone, Blood-Gorged Tick) |
| 2nd Bit | Late Show of Passion |
| Top Ten | US Complaints About the Russian Space Station |
| 1st Guest | Samuel L. Jackson |
| 2nd Guest | Barry Sonnenfeld |
| Bumped | Eddie Brill |
| Other | Harrison Ford's World Tour - San Antonio |
| Sit Down | |
| Monday, July 28, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | I'm sticky |
| Dave | Winner of the Senior British Open |
| PostMonologue | Rupert & Leonard Annoy People In a Car |
| 2nd Bit | Biff starts a fire |
| Top Ten | Surprises in 'Air Force One' |
| 1st Guest | Jennifer Aniston |
| Standup | Brian Regan |
| 3rd Guest | William H. Macy |
| Go to sleep | |
| Tuesday, July 29, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Has anyone seen my keys? |
| Dave | Flemish mystic |
| PostMonologue | Biff gives tour of NYC to tourists |
| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter: Announcer for Hire |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Lifeguard is Nuts |
| 1st Guest | Norm MacDonald |
| 2nd Guest | Phylicia Rashad |
| Music | Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity |
| I want soda | |
| Wednesday, July 30, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Get a load of all them kitties |
| Dave | Dutch botanist |
| PostMonologue | What's on Other Channels |
| 2nd Bit | Creepy Guy In a Car |
| Top Ten | Ways to Mispronounce Hidecki Irabu |
| 1st Guest | Charles Grodin |
| 2nd Guest | Billy Connolly |
| Music | David Byrne - Miss America |
| Ha ha ha | |
| Thursday, July 31, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Where everything's a la carte |
| Dave | Your substitute teacher for the evening |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 1st Guest | Julia Roberts (make-out session) |
| Music | Blues Traveler (no make-out session) - Most Precarious |
| Up against the wall | |