| Monday, June 2, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Home of the summer White House |
| Dave | King of swing |
| PostMonologue | Prom Nightmares |
| 2nd Bit | Pat Farmer: Master of Misdirection |
| Top Ten | Cool Things About Being the World's Fastest Man |
| 1st Guest | Elle MacPherson |
| 2nd Guest | Vince Vaughn |
| Music | Jewel - Foolish Games |
| More tea, Timmy? | |
| Tuesday, June 3, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Don't call me mommy |
| Dave | the next Batman |
| PostMonologue | Ghost Dinosaur '97 |
| Top Ten | Other Things Clinton Won't Apologize For |
| 1st Guest | Michael Richards |
| 2nd Guest | Rick Reynolds |
| Music | Steve Winwood - Spy in the House of Love |
| Wednesday, June 4, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Ladies drink free on Wednesdays |
| Dave | My long lost twin brother |
| PostMonologue | New Books |
| Top Ten | Other Failed McDonald's Promotions |
| Standup | Bill Cosby |
| 2nd Guest | Elaine Cunningham - Zucchini Vigilante |
| Music | Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell |
| Hello kitty | |
| Thursday, June 5, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your husband is? |
| Dave | The king of swing |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Biff at the NBA Finals |
| Top Ten | Signs You've Chosen a Bad College |
| 1st Guest | Alicia Silverstone |
| 2nd Guest | Andy Dick |
| Music | John Fogerty |
| That ain't perch | |
| Friday, June 6, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | The "V" stands for value |
| Dave | The 6th spice girl |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (The Angel Who Touches People on the D Train) |
| Top Ten | Things That Will Get You Suspended from Major League Baseball |
| 1st Guest | Farrah Fawcett |
| Music | John Fogerty - Fortunate Son |
| Bumped | Craig Kilborn |
| Take a seat, tubby | |
| Monday, June 9, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Where the customer always comes first |
| Dave | The new Captain Kangaroo |
| PostMonologue | Times Square Quiz |
| Top Ten | Air Force General Pickup Lines |
| 1st Guest | Harrison Ford (Ass-Kicking President) |
| 2nd Guest | Steven Wright |
| Music | Dave Matthews Band - #41 |
| Take a seat, Teddy | |
| Tuesday, June 10, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | New NYC Promotional Video |
| Top Ten | Ways to Beat the Heat in NYC |
| 1st Guest | Isabella Rossellini |
| Standup | Dave Chapelle |
| 3rd Guest | Bono & Larry Mullen |
| Take a seat, Tommy | |
| Wednesday, June 11, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | We will not be undersold |
| Dave | Former Soviet cosmonaut |
| PostMonologue | Father's Day Cards |
| 2nd Bit | Les Moonves introduces Urkel |
| Top Ten | Signs You're at a Bad Barbeque |
| 1st Guest | Jon Stewart |
| 2nd Guest | Susan Molinari |
| Music | Seven Mary Three |
| Take a seat, Timmy | |
| Thursday, June 12, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Do you have a reservation? |
| Dave | Manager of the produce department |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Biff covers game 5 of the NBA finals |
| Top Ten | Clinton's Summer Fun Tips |
| 1st Guest | Tom Brokaw |
| 2nd Guest | Janeane Garofolo |
| Music | Sheryl Crow - A Change |
| More dip Rudy? | |
| Friday, June 13, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Doing business in the same location since 1953 |
| Dave | A man who leaves your mouth minty fresh |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Farah Fawcett body painting) |
| Top Ten | Ways to Create More Interest in Baseball |
| 1st Guest | John Travolta |
| 2nd Guest | Grant Hill |
| Music | Sinead O'Connor |
| Preempted in Chicago by hard-hitting news coverage of people saying how really really happy they are that the Bulls won | |
| Get off the couch! | |
| Monday, June 16, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | As seen on TV |
| Dave | MVP of the NBA Finals |
| PostMonologue | Fun with Deliverymen |
| Top Ten | Signs You're Watching a Bad Action Movie |
| Standup | George Carlin |
| 2nd Guest | Nick Chinlund |
| Music | James Taylor |
| Give daddy a kiss | |
| Tuesday, June 17, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | We'll beat any advertised price |
| Dave | Master craftsman |
| PostMonologue | Who Can Hail a Cab the Fastest, a pantless Yankees fan or a pantless Mets fan? |
| 2nd Bit | Biff covers game 6 of the NBA finals |
| Top Ten | Signs You Won't be Winning a Genius Grant |
| 1st Guest | Kathy Ireland |
| Standup | Jeremy Holz |
| 3rd Guest | Michael Story - Kid firefighter |
| Give daddy lobster | |
| Wednesday, June 18, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now with extra zing |
| Dave | Ganster of love |
| PostMonologue | Vacation Brochures |
| 2nd Bit | Late Show - The Game |
| Top Ten | Surprises in the New Batman Movie |
| 1st Guest | Matt Lauer |
| 2nd Guest | Ruthie Bolton-Holifield |
| Music | The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Impression That I Get |
| Ah, chocolates | |
| Thursday, June 19, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Don't Forget to Claim Your Free Beverage |
| Dave | A man who never learns from his mistakes |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| Top Ten | Dave Letterman Summer Plans |
| 1st Guest | Julia Roberts |
| Music | Jon Bon Jovi |
| Oh mommy | |
| Friday, June 20, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Pass the cheetos, Timmy |
| Dave | Adult prodigy |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Riverdance) |
| 2nd Bit | Leonard Tepper's Hidden Video |
| Top Ten | Signs Disney is Taking Over NYC |
| 1st Guest | Siskel & Ebert |
| 2nd Guest | Dermot Mulroney |
| Performance | King Charles Troupe |
| Adios Linda | |
| Monday, June 23, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | No chalky aftertaste |
| Dave | America's favorite lasagne-loving cat |
| PostMonologue | Dave Talks to Child Prodigies |
| 2nd Bit | Why Some Celebreties Won't be on the Late Show |
| Top Ten | Signs a Mafia Boss is Nuts |
| 1st Guest | Marilu Henner |
| 2nd Guest | Doug E. Doug |
| Music | Johnny Lang - Lie to Me |
| Look, free monkeys! | |
| Tuesday, June 24, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now with tasty cream filling |
| Dave | The human arrow |
| PostMonologue | Theme Song for a Guy Pulled Out of a Pizza Restaurant |
| 2nd Bit | Hilarious Local Comedy |
| Top Ten | New Slogans for the Tobacco Industry |
| 1st Guest | Nick Turturro - Lady |
| 2nd Guest | Daisy Fuentes |
| Music | Motley Crue |
| That ain't soup | |
| Wednesday, June 25, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | As seen on tv |
| Dave | Sultan of swat |
| PostMonologue | Greenwich Village Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Watching ice melt - Clocking blue cards |
| Top Ten | Alien Pickup Lines |
| 1st Guest | Peter Fonda |
| 2nd Guest | Jonathan Taylor Thomas |
| Music | Ricki Lee Jones |
| Beat it! | |
| Thursday, June 26, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Are you satisfied with the grip? |
| Dave | Your tour guide on the freeway of fun |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| Top Ten | Signs You Have a Bad Summer Job |
| 1st Guest | Brian Williams |
| 2nd Guest | Diane Cannon |
| Music | Gil Shaham |
| Goodnight Tubby | |
| Friday, June 27, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Want to buy a watch? |
| Dave | High-powered Washington lobbyist |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Tony Randall...is...Batman) |
| 2nd Bit | Pat Farmer: Master of Misdirection |
| Top Ten | Revelations about Clinton's Sexual History |
| 1st Guest | Martin Lawrence |
| 2nd Guest | Robert Zemeckis |
| Music | Sarah McLachlan - Building a Mystery |
| Close | Hey you! |
| Monday, June 30, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Who wants pie? |
| Dave | A man whose ear was bitten clean off |
| PostMonologue | Everything's Funnier When Someone Gets Hurt |
| 2nd Bit | Late Show Face/Off |
| Top Ten | Mike Tyson Excuses |
| 1st Guest | Will Smith |
| 2nd Guest | Heidi Klum |
| Performance | Brad Byers - sword swallower |
| Bowler | Dick Weber |
| Arleen | |