| Monday, March 3, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Don't forget your receipt |
| Dave | The new editor of Cosmopolitan |
| PostMonologue | Kenny Passed the Brick - The Music Video |
| 2nd Bit | Dave and Paul's Battle of Hilarious Insults |
| Top Ten | Signs Mayor Giuliani is Nuts |
| 1st Guest | Jon Stewart |
| 2nd Guest | Debi Mazar |
| Music | Duncan Sheik - Barely Breathing |
| Any calls for me? | |
| Tuesday, March 4, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | With a touch of honey |
| Dave | Syndicated newspaper columnist |
| PostMonologue | What They Got for Their Campaign Contributions |
| 2nd Bit | How the Late Show is promoted in Canada |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Neighbor is in the Mafia |
| 1st Guest | Robin Quivers |
| 2nd Guest | Adam Arkin |
| Music | James |
| That's not perch | |
| Wednesday, March 5, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | The original mulching mower |
| Dave | Inventor of the Letterman maneuver |
| PostMonologue | Rejected Commercial Characters (translated to Japanese) |
| 2nd Bit | Pat Farmer: Consumer Watchdog |
| Top Ten | Signs Americans are Too Fat |
| 1st Guest | Chevy Chase |
| 2nd Guest | Mary McCormack |
| Music | Phish |
| Take a seat, tubby | |
| Thursday, March 6, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| Top Ten | Ways Al Gore Tried to Raise Money for the Democratic Party |
| 1st Slot | Kids Tell Jokes |
| 2nd Guest | Mary Steenburgen |
| Performance | Ray Wold |
| Friday, March 7, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Where everyday is Mardi Gras |
| Dave | Fly-fishing legend |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
| 2nd Bit | Biff Henderson Players present Send in the Clones |
| Top Ten | Surprises in Howard Stern's Movie |
| 1st Guest | Ted Danson |
| 2nd Guest | Famke Janssen |
| Standup | Mitch Hedburg |
| Other | Mary Steenburgen |
| Take a seat, tubby | |
| March 10 - 14, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| Reruns |
| Monday, March 17, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Enjoy our delicious green tap water |
| Dave | Former leprechaun |
| PostMonologue | Dave Talks to the Teens |
| Top Ten | Ways Clinton's Injury has Changed his Life |
| 1st Guest | Howard Stern (Michael Caine acting video) |
| 2nd Guest | Ray Ramano |
| Music | The Chieftains |
| Take a seat, Timmy | |
| Tuesday, March 18, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | A medley of fresh fruit flavor |
| Dave | New dean of the Pepperdine University Law School |
| PostMonologue | St. Patrick's Day Quiz (Biff helps out) |
| Top Ten | Signs That You Will Not be Winning an Academy Award |
| 1st Guest | Martin Short (holding a high note) |
| 2nd Guest | Larenz Tate |
| Performance | Kodo |
| More dip, Rudy | |
| Wednesday, March 19, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | No flash photography please |
| Dave | Acting chief of the CIA |
| PostMonologue | What They Will be Doing on Oscar Night (Biff helps out) |
| 2nd Bit | Late Show Current Event Singers |
| Top Ten | Signs You Would Make a Bad CIA Director |
| 1st Guest | Cindy Crawford |
| 2nd Guest | Robert Townsend |
| Music | Chris Whitley |
| Get off the coach! | |
| March 20 - 21, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| Reruns |
| Monday, March 24, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| Rerun |
| Tuesday, March 25, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | I got your Oscar right here |
| Dave | Academy-award nominated costume designer |
| PostMonologue | How many guys in bunny suits can you get into a coffee shop? |
| Top Ten | Things Overheard at the Academy Awards |
| 1st Guest | Mike Myers |
| 2nd Guest | Sophie Marceau |
| Music | Alison Krauss |
| Oh mommy | |
| Wednesday, March 26, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Waterproof up to 100 meters |
| Dave | The man who introduced Hale to Bopp |
| PostMonologue | What's On Other Channels? |
| 2nd Bit | Staff who won Oscars |
| Top Ten | Other Signs that George Bush is Nuts |
| 1st Guest | Marv Albert |
| 2nd Guest | Anthony LaPaglia |
| Music | Big Head Todd & The Monsters - Resignation Superman |
| Other | Other Presidents who skydive - What They Would Have Had For Lunch if They Weren't Dead |
| Adios, Linda | |
| Thursday, March 27, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Every year it just gets tastier |
| Dave | Man of a thousand faces |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Commercial for the top ten list |
| Top Ten | Easter Bunny Pet Peeves |
| 1st Guest | Teri Garr |
| 2nd Guest | George Stephanopolous |
| Music | Amanda Marshall |
| Look, free monkeys | |
| Friday, March 28, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Packed with hickory-smoked flavor |
| Dave | Longboard surfing legend |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (sitting in with the announcer) |
| Top Ten | Cool Things About Winning an Academy Award (presented by Billy Bob Thorton) |
| 1st Guest | Marilu Henner |
| 2nd Guest | Marlon Wayans |
| Music | The Cardigans - Been It |
| That's not soup | |
| Monday, March 31, 1997 | |
|---|---|
| New York | With a goretex outer shell |
| Dave | Your legal guardian |
| PostMonologue | Dave talks to Inventors |
| 2nd Bit | Dave's Easter |
| Top Ten | Things Overheard at the White House Easter Egg Roll |
| 1st Guest | Bryant Gumbel |
| 2nd Guest | Kadeem Hardison |
| Performance | Bandbaz Brothers and their Daggers of Doom |
| Other | Rob Burnett's Easter |