| Monday, August 3, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Where knowledge is king, and lady luck is queen |
| Dave | America's sweetheart |
| PostMonologue | Bob Borden's Search for Streisand |
| 2nd Bit | Softball League - vs. Beauty and the Beast |
| Top Ten | Signs You're Watching a Bad Morning Show |
| 1st Guest | Drew Barrymore |
| 2nd Guest | Dee Dee Meyers |
| Music | The Verve |
| Do you like snacks? | |
| Tuesday, August 4, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now with more nacho flavor |
| Dave | 75 inches of fun |
| PostMonologue | Average television viewer vs. Late Show viewer |
| Top Ten | Clinton Nicknames or Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors |
| Performance | Noyz Boyz |
| 2nd Guest | Nathan Lane |
| Music | Boy George & Culture Club |
| Sitting In | Anton Fig |
| Fix me a snack | |
| Wednesday, August 5, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Happiest place on earth |
| Dave | Wise-cracking crimefighter |
| PostMonologue | New on the Late Show this Summer |
| 2nd Bit | Late Show contest winner |
| Top Ten | Little Used Euphemisms for Sex (bonus items) |
| 1st Guests | Penn & Teller (paintball) |
| 2nd Guest | French Stewart |
| Music | Wynton Marsalis |
| Does your head hurt? | |
| Thursday, August 6, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | May we borrow your credit cards? |
| Dave | A man who loves his cheese |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny read Oprah Transcripts, Negotiator trailer |
| Top Ten | Words You're Most Likely to hear in Monica Lewinsky's Testimony |
| 1st Guest | Jerry Seinfeld |
| 2nd Guest | Hunter Scott (kid WWII expert) |
| Sitting In | Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown, John Popper, stage manager for The Young & the Restless |
| Pants are fun | |
| Friday, August 7, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | The smiley face of America |
| Dave | A man with the solution to the Year 2000 bug |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Biff's Improv Minute) |
| 2nd Bit | Late Show weather report |
| Top Ten | Rejected Ways to Die in the New Halloween Movie |
| 1st Guest | Tom Arnold |
| 2nd Guest | Doris Roberts |
| Music | Blues Traveler |
| Put on your pants | |
| Monday, August 10, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | No pre-soaking required |
| Dave | Kiwanis' Man of the Year |
| PostMonologue | Biff's Fun with a Bullhorn |
| 2nd Bit | Softball League - vs. The Sunshine Boys, Clinton Times Square Clock |
| Top Ten | Signs Madonna is Getting Old |
| 1st Guest | Leslie Nielsen |
| 2nd Guest | David Roth (coin manipulator) |
| 3rd Guest | Teresa Witherspoon |
| Other | Fire alarm |
| Do re mi pants | |
| Tuesday, August 11, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Site of the majestic, enigmatic Sphinx |
| Dave | Brand new grandfather |
| PostMonologue | Ken Starr's Evidence |
| 2nd Bit | Stockbrokers jumping out of windows |
| Top Ten | Ways the Pope is Trying to be More Cool |
| 1st Guest | Kevin Spacey |
| 2nd Guest | Bobby Rahal |
| Music | Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta |
| Kilts are not pants | |
| Wednesday, August 12, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | The city that makes its own gravy |
| Dave | Gay mailman of the month |
| PostMonologue | Dave's Video Collection |
| 2nd Bit | Riverdance live from Cincinnati |
| Top Ten | Signs the Yankees are Getting Arrogant |
| 1st Guest | Ray Liotta |
| 2nd Guest | Sela Ward |
| Music | Liz Phair - Polyester Bride |
| Other | Meet the judges |
| Nice pants sister | |
| Thursday, August 13, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Where everyone is named Leslie |
| Dave | A man who looks at the world through a pair of fear glasses |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (You're a high life man, aren't you?) |
| 2nd Bit | Live with Paul & Mary Beth |
| Top Ten | Sports Injuries or Historical Midwest Tourist Destinations (no text) |
| 1st Guest | Angela Bassett |
| Music | Pete Townshend |
| Pantalonis | |
| Friday, August 14, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Much less than meets the eye |
| Dave | White House intern |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Bill Clinton: I'm lying to you for the last time) |
| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter ponders the pretzel, Paula Jones before and after |
| Top Ten | Things Overheard Outside "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" |
| 1st Guest | Wesley Snipes |
| 2nd Guest | Robert Klein |
| Biscuits & Gravy | |
| August 17 - 21, 1998 | |
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| Reruns | |
| August 24 - 28, 1998 | |
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| August 31, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Home of the grifter hall of fame |
| Dave | The Bayonne Bleeder |
| PostMonologue | Clinton's Vacation vs. Dave's Vacation |
| 2nd Bit | Chair of Mystery |
| Top Ten | Chapter Titles of Monica Lewinsky's Book |
| 1st Guest | Jean-Claude Van Damme |
| 2nd Guest | Darryl Strawberry |
| Music | Joe Cocker |
| Other | Comforting a stockbroker |
| Pants are fun [muffled] | |