| November 30 - December 4, 1998 | |
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| Monday | |
| Tuesday | |
| Wednesday | |
| Thursday | |
| Friday | |
| Reruns | |
| Monday, December 7, 1998 - Stewart Night | |
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| New York | Home of your Jacksonville Jaguars |
| Dave | Toast of two continents |
| PostMonologue | Holiday warning labels |
| 2nd Bit | Al Roker's 5-day Comedy Forecast |
| Top Ten | Signs the Football Game You're Watching is Fixed |
| 1st Guest | Patrick Stewart |
| 2nd Guest | Jon Stewart |
| Music | Faith Hill-Stewart |
| Cute pants, sister | |
| Tuesday, December 8, 1998 | |
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| New York | We love to fly, and it shows |
| Dave | Financial guru |
| PostMonologue | How Many Santas can you Fit in a New York City Coffee Shop? |
| 2nd Bit | Dick Clark's Rockin' Countdown to December 9th |
| 1st Guest | Greg Kinnear |
| Standup | Reggie McFadden |
| 3rd Guest | Jane Horrocks |
| I smell gravy | |
| Wednesday, December 9, 1998 | |
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| New York | 9th largest city in north america |
| Dave | Master of the pan flute |
| PostMonologue | Who Asked for it? |
| Top Ten | Items on Clinton's Resume |
| 1st Guest | Tom Hanks (burgers) |
| Music | Brooklyn Philharmonic - William Tell Overture (last half) |
| I'm frightened | |
| Thursday, December 10, 1998 | |
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| New York | Put the gun down and slowly walk away |
| Dave | TV's most respected judge |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| Top Ten | Adult Movies Playing in the New Times Square |
| 1st Guest | Meg Ryan |
| Music | Whitney Houston |
| I crave salty foods | |
| Friday, December 11, 1998 | |
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| New York | Highest point in North America |
| Dave | Hockey goon |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Psycho) |
| 1st Guest | Tom Brokaw |
| 2nd Guest | Framke Janssen |
| Music | Emmylou Harris |
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| Monday, December 14, 1998 | |
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| PostMonologue | NYC Santa vs. the Real Santa |
| 2nd Bit | The Schaffer Campaign: A Look Back |
| Top Ten | Things That Have Crossed Clinton's Mind |
| 1st Guest | Robin Williams |
| Music | Natalie Merchant |
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| Tuesday, December 15, 1998 | |
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| PostMonologue | How Do You Spell Chanukah? |
| 2nd Bit | Topping the Christmas Tree (pastrami) |
| Top Ten | Signs There's Tension In The Clinton Marriage |
| 1st Guest | Val Kilmer |
| 2nd Guest | Ricky Williams |
| Music | Billy Bragg & Natalie Merchant - Birds & Ships |
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| Wednesday, December 16, 1998 | |
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| PostMonologue | Pedestrian Holiday Theme Songs |
| 2nd Bit | Welcoming Hong Kong to the Late Show audience |
| Top Ten | Things That Would Get Santa Claus Impeached |
| 1st Guest | Susan Sarandon |
| 2nd Guest | Marc Weinberg (tornado chaser) |
| Music | Vienna Choir Boys |
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| Thursday, December 17, 1998 | |
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| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Casey Kasem's countdown to Dick Clark's Rockin' Countdown to December 18th |
| Top Ten | Rejected Names For The Iraqi Conflict |
| 1st Guest | Jeff Goldblum |
| 2nd Guest | Angelina Jolie |
| Music | Third Eye Blind |
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| Friday, December 18, 1998 | |
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| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (The Story Of Hanukkah) |
| Top Ten | Signs You're Having a Bad Holiday Season |
| 1st Guest | Julia Roberts (boxers or briefs?) |
| 2nd Guest | David Kelly |
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| Monday, December 21, 1998 | |
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| PostMonologue | ---- |
| Top Ten | Good Things About Having President Clinton As Your Cellmate |
| 1st Guest | Barbara Walters |
| 2nd Guest | Josh Hartnett |
| Music | Cyndi Lauper |
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| Tuesday, December 22, 1998 | |
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| PostMonologue | Putting a Pedestrian in a Blockbuster Movie |
| Top Ten | Department Store Santa Pet Peeves |
| 1st Guest | Charles Grodin |
| 2nd Guest | John Witherspoon |
| Music | Jessye Norman - Go Tell It on the Mountain |
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| Wednesday, December 23, 1998 | |
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| PostMonologue | ---- |
| Top Ten | Reindeer Names Or Characters Played By Tony Danza Or Items On Saddam Hussein's Christmas Wish List (list mix-up) |
| 1st Guest | John Travolta |
| Music | Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home) |
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| Christmas Eve, December 24, 1998 | |
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| Preempted |
| Christmas, December 25, 1998 | |
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| Friday | |
| Rerun | |
| Monday, December 28, 1998 | |
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| PostMonologue | Celebrity Resolutions |
| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts |
| Top Ten | Things Beautiful Women Love About Dave |
| 1st Guest | Chazz Palminteri |
| 2nd Guest | Ann Curry |
| Music | Rufus Wainwright |
| Other | Biff models holiday sweaters |
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| Tuesday, December 29, 1998 | |
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| PostMonologue | Biff Henderson's America (Bisbee, ND) |
| Top Ten | Hit Movies in Iraq |
| 1st Guest | James Woods |
| 2nd Guest | David Brenner |
| Music | Cast of But Boy Could He Sing |
| Sitting In | David Sanborn |
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| Wednesday, December 30, 1998 | |
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| PostMonologue | For The Last Time |
| Top Ten | Ways To Mispronounce Vinny Testaverde |
| 1st Guest | Jay Thomas |
| 2nd Guest | Vinny Testaverde |
| Music | Patti Smith |
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| Thursday, December 31, 1998 | |
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| PostMonologue | Kamarr, The Discount Magician |
| 2nd Bit | Biff Reports from Times Square |
| Top Ten | New Year's Resolutions from Me, Dave |
| 1st Slot | Stupid Human Tricks |
| 2nd Guest | Nathan Lane |
| Music | St. Luke's Bottle Band |
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