| Monday, February 2, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Where rats are the size of Pennsylvania groundhogs |
| Dave | A man who is this close to being impeached |
| PostMonologue | Monica Lewinsky White House Sex Scandal-gate update |
| Top Ten | Other Accusations Against President Clinton |
| 1st Guest | Tom Arnold |
| 2nd Guest | Steve Forbes |
| Standup | Jake Johannsen |
| I like pants | |
| Tuesday, February 3, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Where the scandals never end |
| Dave | A man who is the target of several independent counsels |
| PostMonologue | Monica Lewinsky White House Sex Scandal-gate update |
| 2nd Bit | CBS Return of the NFL promo |
| Top Ten | Pet Peeves of Late Show Interns |
| 1st Guest | John Goodman |
| Standup | Mitch Hedberg |
| 3rd Guest | Jeff Gordon |
| Pants are fun | |
| Wednesday, February 4, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Where the hookers are dressed like interns |
| Dave | A man who is at the heart of the burgeoning Dave-gate scandal |
| PostMonologue | Dave's Video Collection (nude cigar smoking) |
| 2nd Bit | FTD sex scandal commercial |
| Top Ten | Signs Saddam Hussein is More Nuts Than Ever |
| 1st Guest | Dan Akroyd |
| 2nd Guest | Naomi Campbell |
| Music | Duncan Sheik - Wishful Thinking |
| Worldwide Pants | |
| Thursday, February 5, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Want to join our intern program? |
| Dave | A man who's never had an improper relationship with anyone |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (Hi, Elvin) |
| Top Ten | Things Overheard at the Tonya Harding-Nancy Kerrigan Interview |
| 1st Guest | Dan Rather |
| 2nd Guest | Honeymoon, the heroic pig |
| Music | Cast of Ragtime |
| Mmm mmm mmm | |
| Friday, February 6, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Let the games begin |
| Dave | Just back from lighting the Olympic torch |
| PostMonologue | Dave Talks to Olympic Hopefuls |
| Top Ten | Signs You're Not Going to Win a Gold Medal |
| 1st Guest | Drew Barrymore |
| 2nd Guest | Dave's Mom & the Hendersons |
| Music | Shania Twain |
| Other | Ski-jumping dogs |
| Monday, February 9, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Site of the 1998 Winter Olympics |
| Dave | A man who looks great in a luge suit |
| PostMonologue | Opening Ceremonies Quiz |
| Japan | Mom's Curling Report |
| Top Ten | Reasons the United States is the Best Country on the Face of the Earth |
| 1st Guest | Richard Simmons (with Sumo friend and shortless) |
| 2nd Guest | John Elway (quarterback challenge with Richard Simmons) |
| Other | Ski-jumping dogs |
| No dice, Penny | |
| Tuesday, February 10, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Curling capitol of the United States |
| Dave | A man who is going for the bronze |
| PostMonologue | Door-to-door Olympic Survey (luge) |
| Top Ten | Rejected Olympic Events |
| Japan | Mom & the Hendersons (eating out) |
| 1st Guest | Bill Cosby |
| Music | Blues Brothers with Wilson Pickett and Eddie Floyd - 634-5789 |
| Wednesday, February 11, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Nagano on the Hudson |
| Dave | A man who's family made a fortune in ski poles |
| PostMonologue | Valentine Day's Cards |
| Japan | Mom's Curling Report |
| Top Ten | Ways to Mispronounce Nagano (presented by James Earl Jones) |
| 1st Slot | Stupid Human Tricks (ear-flipping M&Ms) |
| 2nd Guest | Cindy Crawford |
| 3rd Guest | Jonny Moseley |
| Dear sweet pants | |
| Thursday, February 12, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | High in the Japanese Alps |
| Dave | Luge Magazine's Man of the Year |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (passenger's are our enemy) |
| 2nd Bit | Dave's Tour of Tokyo |
| Top Ten | Hockey Player Pickup Lines (presented by members of US hockey team) |
| 1st Guest | Adam Sandler |
| Japan | Mom's Day at the Olympics |
| 2nd Guest | Jack Hanna (A monkey and his dog) |
| Do you know where your pants are? | |
| Friday, February 13, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Home of the historic Zenkoji temple |
| Dave | That ice dancing fool |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (downhill camera) |
| 2nd Bit | Dave & Paul try out snowboarding |
| Top Ten | Japanese Nicknames for Americans (presented by Dave's mom) |
| 1st Guest | Bruce Willis/Edgy |
| Japan | Mom and a skiing monkey |
| Music | LeAnn Rimes and Bryan White - Something to Talk About |
| Hallelulah, pants! | |
| Monday, February 16, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | 1st place in the biathalon, but without the skiing |
| Dave | Inventor of the luge |
| PostMonologue | Japan Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | More Door-to-Door Olympic Survey |
| Top Ten | Reasons it Took Me 20 Years to Win the Indy 500 (presented by Dale Earnhardt) |
| 1st Guest | Heather Locklear |
| Japan | Biff Talks to Olympic Athletes |
| 2nd Guest | Tom Selleck |
| Other | Special Moguling effect |
| You can't beat pants | |
| Tuesday, February 17, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Home of the real bullet train |
| Dave | Luger extraordinaire |
| PostMonologue | Olympic souvenirs |
| 2nd Bit | Zamboni races with Mujibar & Sirijul |
| Top Ten | Cool Things About Winning a Gold Medal (presented by the US Women's Hockey team) |
| 1st Guest | Mike Myers (and his mom) |
| Japan | Mom talks to the US Women's Hockey team |
| Music | Paula Cole |
| Bite me | |
| Wednesday, February 18, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | A bobsled stolen every 3.7 seconds |
| Dave | Retired sumo wrestler |
| PostMonologue | Dave trains with Olympic figure skaters (Jason Dungjen and Kyoko Ina) |
| 2nd Bit | Dave talks to more Olympic hopefuls (salt) |
| Top Ten | Signs the Figure Skating Judges Aren't Going to Give You a Perfect 6 |
| 1st Guest | Nathan Lane |
| Japan | Mom talks to Picabo Street |
| 2nd Guest | the Bingo Granny |
| Other | Speed-skating dogs |
| Hot screaming pants | |
| Thursday, February 19, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Three-way coach to Nagano |
| Dave | Inventor of the clap skate |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (Dave's Irish fiancee) |
| 2nd Bit | Dave goes curling |
| Top Ten | Olympians in Our Audience |
| 1st Guest | Bob Dole |
| Japan | Biff & Carolyn's Home Videos |
| 2nd Guest | Marilyn Manson |
| Other | Jim Nash Special Reports |
| Ah, fresh pants | |
| Friday, February 20, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Wanna buy a gold medal? |
| Dave | Dancing Magazine's choreographer of the year |
| PostMonologue | Olympic Judges |
| 2nd Bit | Keep your eye on the card |
| Top Ten | Sumo Pickup Lines (presented by a sumo wrestler) |
| 1st Slot | Stupid Pet Tricks |
| Japan | Mom talks to Tara Lipinski |
| 2nd Guest | Jonny Moseley (ski-jumping) |
| Other | Bi-athalon dogs |
| Pants from space | |
| Monday, February 23, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Oh, I messed that up, can we start over |
| Dave | Disgraced ice dancer |
| PostMonologue | Leftover Dave Talks to Olympic Hopefuls |
| 2nd Bit | Japanese version of the Late Show - Mom's final report |
| Top Ten | Saddam Hussein Nicknames |
| 1st Guest | Jeff Bridges |
| 2nd Guest | Nikki Stone |
| Music | John Fogerty |
| Other | Paul Newman chastises Dave |
| Pants, doctor? | |
| Tuesday, February 24, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Some lucky contestant will be dipped in batter |
| Dave | Monica Lewinsky's high school drama teacher |
| PostMonologue | News in Review (Surreptitious Dave Doubles) |
| 2nd Bit | Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue commercial |
| Top Ten | Rejected Grammy Categories |
| 1st Guest | Kelsey Grammer |
| 2nd Guests | Sarah Tueting & Cammi Granato |
| Music | Sarah McLachlan |
| Other | Rob Burnett's prime time debut |
| Ahhh | |
| Wednesday, February 25, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | No stranger to scandal |
| Dave | Grammy-winner for best hairpiece |
| PostMonologue | A day in the life of the Grammys |
| 2nd Bit | Saddam's Beret Bazaar - Bob Borden at the Grammys (nominated songs sung by ordinary citizens) |
| Top Ten | Things Overheard at the Grammy Awards |
| 1st Guest | Susan Sarandon |
| 2nd Guest | Eric Bergoust |
| Music | Aretha Franklin |
| Sitting In | David "Fathead" Newman |
| Nice pants, Kenny | |
| Thursday, February 26, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Interns always welcome |
| Dave | Chairman of the beef council |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Bob Borden at the Grammys |
| Top Ten | Ways to Make New York a Nicer Place to Live |
| 1st Guest | David Schwimmer |
| 2nd Guest | Chris Witty |
| Music | Shawn Colvin - Nothin' on me |
| [kissing sounds] | |
| Friday, February 27, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Look out, iceberg! |
| Dave | UN weapons inspector |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (45 second version of the Late Show) |
| 2nd Bit | Auditions for Dave's Mom |
| Top Ten | Ways Oprah is Celebrating her Victory |
| 1st Guest | Kate Winslet |
| 2nd Guest | Tara Lipinski |
| 3rd Guest | Ray Romano |