| January 1 - 2, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| Thursday | |
| Friday | |
| Reruns | |
| Monday, January 5, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Not responsible for lost or stolen property |
| Dave | The 6th Spice Girl |
| PostMonologue | Getting Rid of the Christmas Tree |
| 2nd Bit | Dave's New Year's Eve (Inky disputes) |
| Top Ten | Clinton's New Year's Resolutions |
| 1st Guest | Samuel L. Jackson |
| 2nd Guest | Howie Long |
| Standup | Louie C.K. |
| Boy I'm sleepy | |
| Tuesday, January 6, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now in new ranch flavor |
| Dave | NBA player of the week |
| PostMonologue | Deathboat '98 |
| Top Ten | Signs You Won't Be Nominated for a Grammy |
| 1st Guest | Tom Brokaw |
| 2nd Guest | Tobey Maquire |
| Music | Fiona Apple - Never is a Promise |
| Here kitty kitty | |
| Wednesday, January 7, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Open wide and say ahh... |
| Dave | Former vice-president of the United States of America |
| PostMonologue | New Books |
| 2nd Bit | New York pedestrian public service announcement |
| Top Ten | Clinton Tips for Keeping the Romance in Your Message |
| 1st Guest | A fired Norm MacDonald |
| 2nd Guest | Peta Wilson |
| Performance | Streb |
| Damn, I'm fat | |
| Thursday, January 8, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Strong enough for a man, but ph-balanced for a woman |
| Dave | Greek diplomat and poet |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| Top Ten | Surprises in "Titanic" |
| 1st Guest | Minnie Driver |
| 2nd Guest | Paul Simon |
| Music | Cast of "The Capeman" |
| I like pants | |
| Friday, January 9, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Gedsundheit |
| Dave | Employee of the week |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (lobster + ass = funny) |
| Top Ten | Questions Clinton will be Asked at his Sexual Harassment Deposition |
| 1st Guest | Penelope Ann Miller |
| 2nd Guest | Terry Pledger (Late Show $20 Quarterback Challenge) |
| Music | Collective Soul - She Said |
| Monday, January 12, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Home of the AFC champion Denver Broncos |
| Dave | Director of the CIA |
| PostMonologue | Dave performs New Year's Resolutions |
| Top Ten | Least Popular Items in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame |
| 1st Guest | Robin Williams |
| 2nd Guest | Dave Chappelle |
| Music | Stevie Nicks & Lindsey Buckingham - Landslide |
| Sitting In | Mick Fleetwood |
| Do you like snacks? | |
| Tuesday, January 13, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Best when served chilled |
| Dave | Chancellor of the Exchequer |
| PostMonologue | May We See Your Photos Please? |
| Top Ten | Other Ways CBS Can Spend $4 Billion |
| 1st Guest | Bill Pullman |
| 2nd Guest | Jim Breuer |
| Music | Stevie Nicks & Lindsey Buckingham - Big Love (acoustic) |
| Sitting In | Mick Fleetwood and Allan Toussant |
| Wednesday, January 14, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Would you like creamy coleslaw with that? |
| Dave | A man who believes in the healing power of gravy |
| PostMonologue | Smalltown News |
| 2nd Bit | Pat Farmer's Magic Revealed |
| Top Ten | Signs You've Seen "Titanic" Too Many Times |
| 1st Guest | Peter O'Toole |
| 2nd Guest | Martin Scorcese |
| Does your head hurt? | |
| Thursday, January 15, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | I'll turn this show around and go home right now |
| Dave | Spanish guitarist and composer |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Other properties CBS has acquired from other networks |
| 1st Guest | Kenneth Branagh |
| Music | Spice Girls |
| 3rd Guest | Jim Nantz |
| Pants are fun | |
| Friday, January 16, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Home of the NHL All-Star game |
| Dave | Italian film star |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Mjørke & Minde) |
| Top Ten | Ways the Tobacco Industry is Marketing to Teens |
| 1st Guest | Ben Stiller |
| 2nd Guest | Sandra Bernhard |
| Music | Jars of Clay |
| Put on your pants | |
| January 19 - 23, 1998 | |
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| Monday | |
| Tuesday | |
| Wednesday | |
| Thursday | |
| Friday | |
| Reruns (Friday's show originally preempted in Chicago) | |
| Monday, January 26, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Home of the world champion Denver Broncos |
| Dave | 1995 White House intern of the year |
| PostMonologue | A closer look at the White House scandal |
| 2nd Bit | Bob Borden Covers the Super Bowl |
| Top Ten | White House Jobs that Sound Dirty |
| 1st Guest | Michael Isikoff |
| Cooking | Sarah Ferguson |
| Biscuits and gravy | |
| Tuesday, January 27, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | The shimmering gem of the South Pacific |
| Dave | Newly appointed independent counsel |
| PostMonologue | A day in the life of the White House |
| 2nd Bit | The Simon Harvey Show (from Australia) |
| Top Ten | Ways Clinton Can Distract Attention from the Scandal |
| 1st Guest | Robert Duvall |
| 2nd Guest | Kennedy |
| Music | Emmylou Harris & Robert Duvall - I Love to Tell the Story |
| Other | Dave's intern |
| May pants be with you | |
| Wednesday, January 28, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | We just got a new set of interns |
| Dave | Finally a candidate we can trust |
| PostMonologue | (extra large) Charts & Graphs |
| Top Ten | Cool Things About Having an Affair with the President |
| 1st Guest | Michael Keaton |
| 2nd Guest | Brian Williams |
| Music | Blues Traveller |
| Pants!!! | |
| Thursday, January 29, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Scandal is our middle name |
| Dave | CBS White House correspondent |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (dentist) |
| 2nd Bit | Accountants Say the Darndest Things |
| Top Ten | Other Lewinsky Nicknames for President Clinton |
| 1st Guest | David Spade |
| Cooking | Justin Miller |
| Standup | Jeff Garlin |
| Sitting In | Ruth Brown |
| Buy me some pants [slow] | |
| Friday, January 30, 1998 - A whoop-de-do | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
| 2nd Bit | Paul's Ode to Tom Selleck |
| Top Ten | Signs You're in Love with the President |
| 1st Guest | Ethan Hawke |
| 2nd Guest | Merrill Markoe |
| Do you like pants? | |