| Wednesday, July 1, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | A wrinkle in the fabric of the universe |
| Dave | 12th century English monk |
| PostMonologue | East Village Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | X Games |
| Top Ten | Reasons My Marriage to Barbara Streisand Didn't Work Out |
| 1st Guest | Tom Brokaw |
| 2nd Guest | Steve Zahn |
| Music | The Hummingbirds with Stevie Wonder & Paul Simon |
| Other | Sally Jesse Raphael break |
| Remove Your Pants | |
| Thursday, July 2, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Look for our coupon in the Sunday paper |
| Dave | World's leading author of historical romances |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (deputy sheriff) |
| 2nd Bit | Biff visits Colonial Williamsburg |
| Top Ten | Things That are Hilarious to Every Human on the Face of the Earth |
| 1st Guest | Ben Stiller (art) |
| 2nd Guest | Hatty Jones |
| Music | Spice Girls |
| Other | Entertainment Tonight break |
| Give daddy a kiss | |
| Friday, July 3, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Cradle of liberty |
| Dave | Mysterious British stranger |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
| Top Ten | Things I, Dave, Love About America |
| 1st Slot | The Beltway Bunch |
| 2nd Slot | Stupid Pet Tricks (pickpocket) |
| 3rd Guest | Bob Dole |
| Other | Late Show Trivia Challenge break |
| Time for a kiss | |
| July 6 - 10, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| Monday | |
| Tuesday | |
| Wednesday | |
| Thursday | |
| Friday | |
| Reruns | |
| Monday, July 13, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Birthplace of the bait & switch |
| Dave | PGA comeback player of the year |
| PostMonologue | Dave talks to more little league kids |
| Top Ten | Ways France is Celebrating Their World Cup Victory |
| 1st Guest | Don Rickles |
| 2nd Guest | Matt Drudge |
| Music | Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Zoot Suit Riot |
| Sitting In | Jimmie Vaughn |
| I need help | |
| Tuesday, July 14, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Future home of the Grand Canyon |
| Dave | Licensed aromatherapist |
| PostMonologue | A Day in the Life of James Brolin and Barbara Streisand |
| 2nd Bit | Please Stop Calling Me Chief |
| 1st Guest | Matt Dillon |
| Cooking | Daniel Boulud - Striped Bass |
| Standup | Arj Barker |
| Other | 60 Minutes II |
| Sitting In | Chuck Jackson |
| We make pants for pets | |
| Wednesday, July 15, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Banned as obscene by the Italian Government |
| Dave | Innocent bystander |
| PostMonologue | Dave's Record Collection |
| Top Ten | Other Ways the Miss America Pageant Will be Different This Year |
| 1st Guest | Antonio Banderas |
| 2nd Guest | Chris Elliot |
| Sitting In | Ryutaro Hashimoto on saxophone |
| Boy, I'm hungry | |
| Thursday, July 16, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Best kept travel bargain in the country |
| Dave | Jai Alai superstar |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Putting a guy to sleep |
| Top Ten | Questions on the Zorro Application |
| 1st Guest | Anthony Hopkins |
| Music | Cowboy Junkies - Miles From Our Home |
| Go call the cops | |
| Friday, July 17, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Try our East River grouper |
| Dave | Aging lothario |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Paul's Safe Driving) |
| Top Ten | Cool Ways the Government Could Spend $63 Billion |
| 2nd Bit | Expose on Why the Top Ten #1 is Never Funny |
| 1st Guest | Gabriel Byrne |
| 2nd Guest | John Witherspoon |
| Music | Tricky & P.J. Harvey - Broken Homes |
| Time for the Medicine | |
| Monday, July 20, 1998 - I'll check on the duck | |
|---|---|
| New York | Where psychic vampires stalk the streets |
| Dave | America's goodwill ambassador |
| PostMonologue | How They're Beating the Heat |
| Top Ten | Least Popular Stores at the Mall |
| 1st Guest | James Caan |
| 2nd Guest | Buck O'Neil |
| Music | Lenny Kravitz |
| Do you like pants? | |
| Tuesday, July 21, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Location of many Mayan ruins |
| Dave | Brazilian playboy |
| PostMonologue | Roll call |
| 2nd Bit | Tony Mendez Rates Pizza |
| Top Ten | Greatest Books of All-Time About Guys Named Steve |
| 1st Guest | Janet Jackson |
| 2nd Guest | Scott Farrell |
| Music | Nanci Griffith & Friends |
| My head hurts | |
| Wednesday, July 22, 1998 - Are you ready for the hose? | |
|---|---|
| New York | Who wants yogurt? |
| Dave | Licensed sex therapist |
| PostMonologue | Greeting Cards |
| 2nd Bit | Melt-Off |
| Top Ten | Classes at the NYC Police Academy |
| 1st Guest | Tony Danza |
| 2nd Guest | Peter Farrelly (with brother, the sumo wrestler) |
| Music | Brian Wilson |
| Run Like Hell | |
| Thursday, July 23, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | The crunch of peanuts, the sharpness of cheddar |
| Dave | Free-spending oil barron |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Biff visits Branson |
| Top Ten | Least Popular Temperatures |
| 1st Guest | Marilu Henner |
| Music | Gloria Estefan |
| Do you smell taters? | |
| Friday, July 24, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | We're melting! |
| Dave | Reclusive billionaire |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (storyboard, streaming video) |
| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny read Oprah transcripts |
| Top Ten | Signs You Won't be Winning an Emmy (sneak peek at #3) |
| 1st Guest | Pauly Shore |
| 2nd Guest | Pam Grier |
| Music | Natalie Imbruglia |
| Are you still up? | |
| Monday, July 27, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now with never before seen footage |
| Dave | Inventor of the Letterman maneuver |
| PostMonologue | Amusement Park Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Powerball disclaimers, Fluff report on Dutch festival |
| Top Ten | Clinton Post-Impeachment Plans |
| 1st Guest | Jenny McCarthy |
| 2nd Guest | Adam Arkin |
| Music | Tori Amos - Jackie's Strength |
| Boy, I'm sleepy | |
| Tuesday, July 28, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Rated #1 in customer satisfaction |
| Dave | Closing in on Roger Moriss's record |
| PostMonologue | Other Stories in the News |
| 2nd Bit | Please Stop Calling Me Debbie |
| Top Ten | Questions Ken Starr plans to ask Monica Lewinsky |
| 1st Slot | Kids with Animals (Jack Hanna) |
| 2nd Guest | Gary Sinise |
| Music | Goo Goo Dolls |
| Other | Late Show softball league |
| Here kitty kitty | |
| Wednesday, July 29, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Pedestrian Theme Songs |
| 2nd Bit | The future of waffles |
| Top Ten | Things on Clinton's To Do List |
| 1st Guest | Yasmine Bleeth |
| 2nd Guest | David Brenner |
| Music | Barenaked Ladies |
| Other | Late Show softball league |
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| Thursday, July 30, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Cradle of civilization |
| Dave | Mr. Self-Esteem |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| Top Ten | Other Things to Say When Stepping on the Moon (presented by Buzz Aldrin) |
| 1st Guest | Samuel L. Jackson |
| 2nd Guest | Jenni |
| Music | Smashing Pumpkins - Perfect |
| ---- | |
| Friday, July 31, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Based on a real metropolis |
| Dave | Microsoft co-founder |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (words that rhyme with orange) |
| 2nd Bit | Last night for unknown staff member |
| Top Ten | Fun Things to Yell Before Diving (presented by 1998 US Diving Team members) |
| 1st Guest | Jamie Lee Curtis |
| 2nd Guest | George Freestone (world's oldest Boy Scout) |
| Other | Celebrity Jumble, Swedish Night |
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