| Monday, June 1, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Endorsed by the American Association of Yoga |
| Dave | Starting catcher for the Williamsport Cubs |
| PostMonologue | Biff's TV show audition tape |
| 2nd Bit | Art Garfunkel shooting free throws |
| Top Ten | Ways to Mispronounce Gwyneth Paltrow (presented by Gwyneth Paltrow) |
| 1st Guest | John Goodman |
| 2nd Guest | Esther Cañadas |
| Music | Sarah McLachlan - Angel |
| Other | Live joke updates on Paul's outfit |
| Look at these pants | |
| Tuesday, June 2, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Where every car is a taxi |
| Dave | A symbol of everything that's wrong with America |
| PostMonologue | Celebrity Summer Plans |
| 2nd Bit | Animals licking cameras |
| Top Ten | Questions on the Spice Girls Application |
| 1st Guest | Norm MacDonald |
| 2nd Guest | Jacques Villeneuve |
| Music | Randy Travis |
| Oh my, pants | |
| Wednesday, June 3, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Home of the $10 hamburger |
| Dave | The first name in ? rosins |
| PostMonologue | What Things Cost |
| 2nd Bit | Late Show Chair of Mystery |
| Top Ten | Signs You've Hired a Bad Lawyer |
| 1st Guest | Sarah Jessica Parker |
| 2nd Guest | Bill Bradley |
| Dribbling | Chase Butrell |
| Cute pants | |
| Thursday, June 4, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Largest city in China |
| Dave | The cinder in the CBS Eye |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Dave hangs with interns |
| Top Ten | Other Executive Privileges |
| 1st Guest | Evander Holyfield |
| 2nd Guest | Laura Linney |
| Music | Fastball - The Way |
| Other | French Open point of the day |
| Hey, hey pants | |
| Friday, June 5, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now with 2% more calcium |
| Dave | A man who is his own psychic friend |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Eruption II) |
| 2nd Bit | Walter Matthau gets a haircut |
| Standup | George Carlin |
| 2nd Guest | Bob Saget |
| Music | Lilith Fair (Emmylou Harris, Indigo Girls, Luscious Jackson, Rebekah) - Midnight Train to Georgia |
| Let's buy pants | |
| Monday, June 8, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Dave torments Delivery Guys |
| 2nd Bit | Clip from the Tony Awards |
| Top Ten | Other Items on Bob Denver's Police Record |
| 1st Guest | Whoopi Goldberg |
| 2nd Guest | Janeane Garofalo |
| Pants for life | |
| Tuesday, June 9, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Where everything is priced to move. Everything. |
| Dave | The yodeling Hoosier |
| PostMonologue | Dave tries to apologize to Merv Griffin |
| 2nd Bit | Martha Stewart's gift to Clinton |
| Top Ten | Charlton Heston Pickup Lines (Alan gets touchy) |
| Standup & Music | Bill Cosby |
| 2nd Guest | Andy Dick |
| Sitting In | Alain Toussant |
| Hello | |
| Wednesday, June 10, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | No experience necessary |
| Dave | A disturbing sign of the times |
| PostMonologue | Late Show branches out into summer movies |
| 2nd Bit | World Cup soccer scores |
| Top Ten | Ways to Make the World Cup More Exciting for Americans |
| 1st Guest | Bob Newhart |
| 2nd Guest | Nicole Sullivan |
| Standup | Wendy Liebman |
| Other | Tony Randall Appearance® |
| Hello, pants | |
| Thursday, June 11, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Our key lime pie is second to none |
| Dave | A man who just hopes he can be half as funny as his hairpiece |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (sultry-voiced cheater) |
| 2nd Bit | New Band Starbucks |
| Top Ten | Signs There's Trouble in the Barbie & Ken Marriage |
| 1st Guest | Harrison Ford |
| Standup | Dane Cook |
| Aren't pants nice? | |
| Friday, June 12, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Brother, can you spare a moist towlette? |
| Dave | A man who puts the BS in CBS |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Get blown up on the Late Show! contest) |
| 2nd Bit | Please Stop Calling Me Chief (this time with a hint) |
| Top Ten | Words You Won't Find in the New Webster's Dictionary |
| 1st Guest | Charles Grodin |
| 2nd Guest | Paul Rodriguez |
| Have some pants | |
| Monday, June 15, 1998 - 15 days 'til Charts & Graphs! | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now with never before seen footage |
| Dave | Winning coach of your NBA champion Chicago Bulls |
| PostMonologue | Tony Mendez eats Steak |
| 2nd Bit | Casey Kasem arm-wrestling bell boys |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Life is Really a TV Show |
| 1st Guest | Naomi Campbell |
| 2nd Guest | Luke Buchheit (seven dates for the prom) |
| Music | Sinead O'Connor - My Lonely Love (with Davy Spillane) |
| Pick up your pants | |
| Tuesday, June 16, 1998 - 14 days 'til Charts & Graphs! | |
|---|---|
| New York | On the banks of the Nile |
| Dave | FBI chemical weapons expert |
| PostMonologue | Smalltown News (hot news tip) |
| 2nd Bit | Alan's bitter opening |
| Top Ten | [No Topic] |
| 1st Guest | David Duchovny (with sunhat) |
| Music | Stevie Nicks |
| Other | World Cup highlights |
| Ha ha pants | |
| Wednesday, June 17, 1998 - 13 days 'til Charts & Graphs! | |
|---|---|
| New York | Based on a novella by Chekov |
| Dave | The intern whisperer |
| PostMonologue | Vacation Spots |
| 2nd Bit | Theme songs for pedestrians |
| Top Ten | All-Time Classic Movies Playing in Times Square |
| 1st Guest | Ellen Barkin |
| 2nd Guest | Jeff Altman |
| Music | Sonic Youth |
| How 'bout these pants? | |
| Thursday, June 18, 1998 - 12 days 'til Charts & Graphs! | |
|---|---|
| New York | In an elliptical orbit around Jupiter |
| Dave | The 2000-year-old man |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| Top Ten | Good Things About Being a 78-year-old Father (presented by Tony Randall®) |
| 1st Guest | Sam Donaldson |
| 2nd Guest | Gloria Reuben |
| Music | Babyface & Des'ree |
| Oh boy, pants | |
| Friday, June 19, 1998 - 11 days 'til Charts & Graphs! | |
|---|---|
| New York | The roof of the world |
| Dave | The last surviving Civil War veteran |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Late Show during Armageddon) |
| Top Ten | Fun Things to Yell after a World Cup Soccer Goal (yelled by Andres Cantor) |
| 1st Guest | Anthony Edwards |
| 2nd Guest | George Miller |
| Music | Sean Lennon |
| Answer the damn phone | |
| Monday, June 22, 1998 - 8 days 'til Charts & Graphs | |
|---|---|
| New York | Buy two, get one free |
| Dave | Superstar of the NYC ballet |
| PostMonologue | Dave talks to little league kids |
| Top Ten | Signs You're Watching a Bad Disney Movie |
| 1st Slot | Piedmont bird callers |
| 2nd Guest | George Clooney |
| 3rd Guest | Steve Yzerman |
| Pants make the man | |
| Tuesday, June 23, 1998 - 7 days 'til Charts & Graphs! | |
|---|---|
| New York | First explored by Lewis & Clark |
| Dave | Dark Lord of Middle Earth |
| PostMonologue | Looking for things to do |
| 2nd Bit | Dave's cut scene from the X Files movie |
| Top Ten | Saddam Hussein Summer Fun Tips |
| 1st Guest | John McEnroe |
| Music | The Pretenders |
| God bless pants | |
| Wednesday, June 24, 1998 - 6 days 'til Charts & Graphs! | |
|---|---|
| New York | Located in the constellation of Andromeda |
| Dave | One of America's leading male authors |
| PostMonologue | Lawsuits Against Us |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Amish Teen is In Trouble |
| 1st Guest | Jennifer Lopez |
| 2nd Guest | Chris Eigeman |
| Music | Largo (featuring Taj Mahal & Joan Osborne) |
| Pan fried nappy | |
| Thursday, June 25, 1998 - 5 days 'til Charts & Graphs! | |
|---|---|
| New York | Freeway close to everywhere |
| Dave | Maverick egyptologist |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Biff helps improve the show à la Wall Street Week |
| Top Ten | Things Never Before Sung by a Gospel Choir (presented by the Late Show Gospel Choir) |
| 1st Guest | Dennis Quaid |
| 2nd Guest | Chloë Sevigny |
| Music | Grant Lee Buffalo |
| Boy did that suck | |
| Friday, June 26, 1998 - 4 days 'til Charts & Graphs! | |
|---|---|
| New York | The eticket to the thrill ride of the year |
| Dave | America's most outspoken art critic |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (searching for the blue card [shower]) |
| 2nd Bit | Bob Borden's Looking for Maurice |
| Top Ten | Things My Kitty Would Say if it Could Talk |
| 1st Guest | Mary Tyler Moore |
| 2nd Guest | Ron Eldard |
| Dear sweet pants | |
| Monday, June 29, 1998 - 1 day 'til Charts & Graphs! | |
|---|---|
| New York | Legendary forbidden city |
| Dave | Decadent Russian aristocrat |
| PostMonologue | Dropping stuff |
| 2nd Bit | Everything's funnier when it's gigantic |
| Top Ten | Least Successful Baseball Promotions |
| 1st Guest | Lisa Kudrow |
| 2nd Guest | Mike Piazza |
| Music | Billy Bragg & Wilco - California Stars |
| Other | Price is Right break |
| Which one's Dave? | |
| Tuesday, June 30, 1998 - They're here! | |
|---|---|
| New York | At the summit of Mt. Olympus |
| Dave | Golf's fabled silver bear |
| PostMonologue | Charts & Graphs |
| Top Ten | Founding Father Pickup Lines |
| 1st Guest | Martha Anne Godwin (National Jr. Hollerin' Champ) |
| 2nd Guest | Kristen Johnston |
| Music | Lucinda Williams |
| Other | Oprah break |
| Press those pants | |