| Thursday, October 1, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Set sail for adventure |
| Dave | One man army |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Dennis, the bunting pig |
| Top Ten | Questions on the White House Press Secretary Job Interview |
| 1st Guest | Drew Carey |
| 2nd Guest | Billy Connolly |
| Music | Hedwig & The Angry Inch |
| Give us a kiss, Kenny | |
| Friday, October 2, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Some assembly required |
| Dave | Mysterious right-wing philanthropist |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Late Show Beer) |
| 2nd Bit | Lewis, the bunting camel |
| Top Ten | Reviewz of the Movie Antz |
| 1st Guest | Steve Martin (Dave & Steve's Gay Vacation) |
| 2nd Guest | Cokie Roberts (bunting) |
| Other | Audience member's confiscated video camera |
| Sitting In | Dr. John |
| Daddy wants a kiss | |
| Monday, October 5, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | In the heart of Cajun country |
| Dave | The reason God created remote control |
| PostMonologue | Smalltown News |
| 2nd Bit | The Clinton Legacy, Calvacade of Danger |
| Top Ten | Other Restaurants Opening in Grand Central Station |
| 1st Guest | Kelly Preston |
| 2nd Guest | Peter Boyle |
| Music | Semisonic |
| I'm packed with gas | |
| Tuesday, October 6, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | We pass the savings on to you |
| Dave | Rider of the winged-horse Pegasus |
| PostMonologue | Nothing planned |
| 2nd Bit | New currency feature |
| Top Ten | NBA Player Demands (assisted by Tito Puente) |
| 1st Guests | Elizabeth & Bob Dole |
| 2nd Guest | Joaquin Phoenix |
| Other | Impromptu Irish step dancing |
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| Wednesday, October 7, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Warning: Some portions may be inappropriate for children |
| Dave | One of only 8 surviving ex-Secretaries of Defense |
| PostMonologue | Paul's Movie Scores |
| 2nd Bit | This Day in Late Show History |
| Top Ten | Signs Times are Tough at Disney |
| 1st Guest | Jeff Goldblum |
| Music | John Mellencamp |
| I need a ride | |
| Thursday, October 8, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Free gift-wrapping with orders of $25 or more |
| Dave | Aspiring rapper |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (stained sweatshirt) |
| Top Ten | Things Republican & Democrats Can Agree On |
| 1st Guest | Isabella Rossellini |
| 2nd Guest | Stephen Baldwin |
| Standup | George Miller |
| Give us a kiss, cowboy | |
| Friday, October 9, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | In harmony with the laws of nature |
| Dave | Time magazine's Man of the Millenium |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (profanity & nudity) |
| 2nd Bit | David Diaz on Pies |
| Top Ten | Cases the Supreme Court Will Consider this Session |
| 1st Guest | Joan Lunden |
| 2nd Guest | Jeff Altman |
| Music | Sheryl Crow - My Favorite Mistake |
| Other | Gum! |
| Please, touch me | |
| October 12 - 16, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| Monday | |
| Tuesday | |
| Wednesday | |
| Thursday | |
| Friday | |
| Reruns | |
| Monday, October 19, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | 53rd & Broadway to be specific |
| Dave | Move over Babe Ruth |
| PostMonologue | Biff reports frome Games 1 & 2 of the World Series (laryngitis) |
| 2nd Bit | World's Largest Pumpkin |
| Top Ten | Ways the Country Would be Different if Bob Dole Were President (presented by Bob & Elizabeth Dole) |
| 1st Guest | Mark McGwire (batting on 53rd street) |
| 2nd Guest | Robert Benigni |
| Music | Bruce Hornsby |
| God, that's tasty | |
| Tuesday, October 20, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | As seen in Better Homes & Garden magazine |
| Dave | The greatest golfer never to win a major |
| PostMonologue | Atlantic City Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Charles Grodin kills a few seconds with Dave |
| Top Ten | Signs Mike Tyson is Calming Down |
| 1st Slot | State Fair Champions |
| Music | Ringo Starr |
| Other | Local news teaser |
| Is it gravy? | |
| Wednesday, October 21, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Home of the original pizza pie |
| Dave | Goodwill ambassador to the world |
| PostMonologue | George: Baseball Hero |
| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter's Where are They Now? |
| Top Ten | Signs Arafat & Netanyahu are Warming up to Each Other |
| 1st Guest | Jeff Daniels |
| 2nd Guest | David Cross |
| Standup | Mitch Hedberg |
| Other | Preview of tomorrow's audience |
| Take me home | |
| Thursday, October 22, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Home of your 1998 World champion New York Yankees |
| Dave | 1991 LPGA comeback player of the year |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (juggling) |
| 2nd Bit | Biff from Game 4 of the World Series |
| Top Ten | Ways the Yankees can Top their 1998 Season |
| 1st Guest | Danny Glover |
| 2nd Guest | Cal Ripken, Jr. |
| Music | R.E.M. - Daysleeper |
| Beat it, Winky | |
| Friday, October 23, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Yowza, yowza, yowza |
| Dave | Friend of the working man |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
| Top Ten | Fun Ways to Spend Your Extra Hour |
| 1st Guest | Naomi Campbell |
| 2nd Guest | David Wells |
| Music | R.E.M. - Lotus |
| Ha ha ha ha ha | |
| Monday, October 26, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Come for the chilis, stay for the fun |
| Dave | 170 lbs. of joy |
| PostMonologue | Dave's Weekend (Dave's POV) |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Campaign is Too Dirty (delivered by baseball loonies) |
| 1st Guest | Danny DeVito |
| 2nd Guest | Joe Torre |
| Standup | Eddie Brill |
| Sylvia | |
| Tuesday, October 27, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | And in a sense, aren't we all? |
| Dave | A man who fluffs when you cook him |
| PostMonologue | Negative campaign ad for guy off the street |
| Top Ten | Least Popular Halloween Candies |
| 1st Guest | Martin Short |
| 2nd Guest | Eddie Izzard |
| Music | Phish |
| Hey look, fudge | |
| Wednesday, October 28, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Retail upholsterer to the world |
| Dave | Junior republican from the great state of Colorado |
| PostMonologue | Halloween Costumes |
| 2nd Bit | Biff's World Series Leftovers |
| Top Ten | Highlights of Bill Gate's Birthday Party |
| 1st Guest | Daniel Baldwin |
| 2nd Guest | Todd Solondz |
| Music | Phil Collins - True Colors |
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| Thursday, October 29, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Our rats have cell phones |
| Dave | A cheap, clean, renewable energy source |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| Top Ten | Senior Citizens Complaints about Space Travel |
| 1st Guest | Holly Hunter |
| 2nd Guest | Hunter S. Thompson |
| Music | Garbage |
| Please, mow the lawn | |
| Friday, October 30, 1998 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Police officers on duty from 9 to 5 |
| Dave | The new Japanese prime minister |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Let's scare the crap out of Mujibar & Sirijul) |
| 2nd Bit | David Diaz investigates Late Show plagiarism |
| Top Ten | Hilarious Mischief Night Pranks to Play in Space |
| 1st Guest | Ted Danson |
| 2nd Guest | Denny Brauer (World champion bass fisherman) |
| Music | Black Sabbath |
| Other | Celebrity Trick-or-Treaters, Ozzy Osborne practices angling |
| I just don't care | |