| Friday, January 1, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Recently declassified by the Pentagon |
| Dave | Licensed aromatherapist |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Dave's letter to Penthouse forum) |
| 2nd Bit | Alan Kalter's Year in Review |
| Top Ten | Things Overheard in Times Square |
| 1st Guest | Jon Voight |
| 2nd Guest | Jena Malone |
| Standup | Louie C.K. |
| Hey, hey pants | |
| Monday, January 4, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | A cult classic |
| Dave | Wall Street's money honey |
| PostMonologue | New Year's Eve Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Biff still in Times Square |
| Top Ten | New Slogans for Dunkin Donuts |
| 1st Guest | Sarah Jessica Parker |
| 2nd Guest | David Remnick |
| Standup | Bryan Callan |
| Let's buy pants | |
| Tuesday, January 5, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | A stunning re-creation of feudal Japan |
| Dave | The man who says "You've got mail" |
| PostMonologue | Please Stop Calling Me Monty (guitar teacher) |
| 2nd Bit | Biff still in Times Square |
| Top Ten | Little Known Facts About Elizabeth Dole |
| 1st Guest | Jennifer Jason Leigh |
| 2nd Guest | Liam Aiken |
| Standup | Greg Behrendt |
| Pants for life | |
| Wednesday, January 6, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Thrill to our snow-capped vistas and thundering waterfalls |
| Dave | The demon barber of Fleet street |
| PostMonologue | How many guys in a mouse suit can you fit into a Dunkin Donuts? |
| 2nd Bit | NBA 1999 season revision |
| Top Ten | Other Depressing Thoughts Your Dog Has |
| 1st Guest | Mira Sorvino |
| 2nd Guest | Terry Bradshaw |
| Hello | |
| Thursday, January 7, 1999 - Dave's Countdown to the Millenium | |
|---|---|
| New York | Nestled deep in the Ozarks |
| Dave | America's most trusted newsman |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Spenker Alderon |
| Top Ten | William Rehnquist Pick-up Lines |
| 1st Guest | Lisa Kudrow |
| 2nd Guest | Terry Bradshaw (finishing his skiing story) |
| Standup | Jason Kuller |
| Hello pants | |
| Friday, January 8, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | We just got a Starbuck's! |
| Dave | Embattled labor leader |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Paul's impeachment song) |
| Top Ten | Ways the NBA can get Their Fans Back |
| 1st Guest | Jon Stewart |
| 2nd Guest | Marv Albert |
| Standup | Jim Gaffigan |
| Other | Paul's fun fact for the millenium, Big girls hopping up & down |
| Aren't pants nice? | |
| Monday, January 11, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Located in the heart of the Rhine valley |
| Dave | Newly inducted hall-of-famer |
| PostMonologue | New Books |
| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear in a Huddle |
| 1st Guest | Gillian Anderson |
| 2nd Guest | Charlie Rose |
| Music | Black Crowes |
| Other | Paul's fun fact for the millenium |
| Sitting In | The "T" in JETS |
| Have some pants | |
| Tuesday, January 12, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Small Town News |
| Top Ten | Least Valuable Sports Memorabilia |
| 1st Guest | Robert Duvall |
| 2nd Guest | Al Franken |
| Music | B.B. King |
| Other | Paul's fun fact for the millenium |
| ---- | |
| Wednesday, January 13, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | No postage necessary if mailed in the US |
| Dave | Former social secretary in the Kennedy White House |
| PostMonologue | New for NYC |
| 2nd Bit | Next time bring your sister, you hump |
| Top Ten | Upcoming Stories on 60 Minutes II |
| 1st Guest | Conan O'Brian |
| Music | Alanis Morrisette |
| Other | Paul's fun fact for the millenium |
| ---- | |
| Thursday, January 14, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Next summer's high-octane thrill ride |
| Dave | Former Rhodes scholar from the state of Arkansas |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (Hey, Hey, It's Saturday) |
| 2nd Bit | Oh no, the mug! |
| Top Ten | Punchlines to Dirty Football Jokes |
| 1st Guest | William Baldwin |
| Music | Trisha Yearwood |
| 3rd Guest | Scott Ferrall |
| How about those pants? | |
| Friday, January 15, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Where the Allegheny, Monongahela, and Ohio rivers meet |
| Dave | America's best-known surgeon |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Inky's part in Patch Adams) |
| Top Ten | New Slogans for the NBA (presented by NBA commissioner) |
| 1st Guest | Jack Hanna |
| 2nd Guest | Patricia Arquette |
| Other | Dave's phone travails |
| Oh boy, pants | |
| January 18 - 22, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| Monday | |
| Tuesday | |
| Wednesday | |
| Thursday | |
| Friday | |
| Reruns | |
| Monday, January 25, 1999 - Shark Week | |
|---|---|
| New York | The jewel of racing's triple crown |
| Dave | Retired paperboy |
| PostMonologue | Why they won't be on the show |
| 2nd Bit | What do you think of the impeachment trial? |
| Top Ten | Other Names for Paul Schaffer's Baby |
| 1st Guest | Yasmine Bleeth |
| 2nd Guest | Adam Carolla |
| Music | James Brown |
| Dear sweet pants | |
| Tuesday, January 26, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Freshen your drink? |
| Dave | Unindited Co-conspirator |
| PostMonologue | Testing the new outside camera zoom lens |
| Top Ten | Questions Submitted by the Republicans |
| 1st Guest | Alicia Silverstone |
| 2nd Guest | D.L. Hughley |
| Performance | Second Hand |
| Which one's Dave? | |
| Wednesday, January 27, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Please keep arms inside vehicle at all times |
| Dave | Reputed head of the Letterman crime family |
| PostMonologue | Skiing Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Clinton/Pope Meeting Timetable |
| Top Ten | Most Popular TV Shows at the Vatican |
| Cooking | Sophia Loren |
| Music | The Mavericks - Tell Me Why |
| ---- | |
| Thursday, January 28, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now with ginko biloba and echinacea |
| Dave | The 14th most trusted man in America |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (a tie and jacket) |
| Top Ten | Signs You're at a Bad Super Bowl Party |
| 1st Guest | Bill Murray (and intern) |
| Music | Shania Twain |
| Remove your pants | |
| Friday, January 29, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Timber! |
| Dave | Hockey bad boy |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (paintball) |
| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny read Oprah Transcripts (Tina Turner) |
| Top Ten | Things that are Fun to Yell While Sliding Down a Fire Pole (presented by firefighters) |
| 1st Guest | The winsome Cate Blanchett |
| 2nd Guest | Jason Schwartzman |
| Music | Brandy |
| Time for a kiss | |