| Monday, November 1, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now with even more ozone-damaging CFCs |
| Dave | Sigfreid & Roy's adopted son |
| PostMonologue | A Day in the Life of Pat Robertson |
| Top Ten | Al Roker Recurring Nightmares |
| 1st Guest | Luke Perry |
| 2nd Guest | Jimmy Kimmel |
| Music | Garbage - The World is not Enough |
| Story | Buying candy |
| Here kitty kitty | |
| Tuesday, November 2, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | We've got Hilary-mania |
| Dave | Mexican game show host |
| PostMonologue | Halloween Parade Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Late Show Local News Anchor Tournament of Hair |
| Top Ten | Ways to Get Rid of David Hasselhoff's Character on Baywatch |
| 1st Guest | Lauren Holly |
| 2nd Guest | Jimmy Fallon |
| Music | Rage Against the Machine (on 53rd street) |
| Other | Ironing out the kinks at the Early Show |
| Damn, I'm fat | |
| Wednesday, November 3, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | A subsidary of Viacom |
| Dave | The rarest Pokemon card |
| PostMonologue | Where can I get a decent meal in this town? (Ranch One - no fried chicken) |
| 2nd Bit | Paul's World Series Memory (Scorcese version) |
| Top Ten | Ways Bush can Squander his Lead |
| Standup | Bill Cosby |
| 2nd Guest | Milla Jovovich |
| Sitting In | Shannon Curfman |
| Other | Ironing out the kinks at the Early Show |
| I like pants | |
| Thursday, November 4, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | America's breadbasket |
| Dave | A man who's hoarding his Halloween candy |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
| 2nd Bit | The $41,000 pumpkin canon |
| Top Ten | Rejected Game Shows |
| 1st Guest | Susan Sarandon |
| 2nd Guest | Juan Pablo Montoya |
| Music | East Harlem Violinists |
| Is your name Connie? | |
| Friday, November 5, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Turning point of the Civil War |
| Dave | America's leader in remanufactured lawn mowers |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events/Who Makes Fun of You Behind Your Back?... (flu shots) |
| 2nd Bit | Open Mike night |
| Top Ten | Slogans for Kankakee, IL |
| 1st Guest | Regis Philbin |
| Standup | Mitch Hedberg |
| Do you like snacks? | |
| Monday, November 8, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Take with plenty of water |
| Dave | A man who's not afraid to cry |
| PostMonologue | Dave Talks to Kids |
| 2nd Bit | Kenny's part in the new Annie |
| Top Ten | Things on the Mind of NYC Marathoners (with video) |
| 1st Guest | Woody Harrelson |
| 2nd Guest | Bobby Rahal |
| Pants are fun | |
| Tuesday, November 9, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Real-life Fight Club |
| Dave | 1999 Tri-state male jazz step champion |
| PostMonologue | Are You Smarter than George W. Bush? |
| 2nd Bit | Late Show staff in marathon |
| Top Ten | Ways Al Gore can be more Macho |
| 1st Guest | Don Rickles |
| 2nd Guest | Jane Clayson |
| Sitting In | Boots Randolph |
| Other | Late Show Quote of the Day, Open Mike night |
| Put on your pants | |
| Wednesday, November 10, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | The show-me city |
| Dave | The Whistling Welshman |
| PostMonologue | Good Old-Fashioned Fun |
| Top Ten | Signs Kathie Lee is Trying to Kill Regis |
| 1st Guest | Jack Hanna |
| 2nd Guest | Bob Hoskins |
| Music | Melanie C |
| Other | Open Mike night |
| Do re mi pants | |
| Thursday, November 11, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Alibi Central |
| Dave | The mayor of Dave town |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
| Top Ten | Least Important Inventions of the 20th Century |
| 1st Guest | Natalie Portman |
| 2nd Guest | Travis Pastrana (motorcycle champion) |
| Standup | Ted Alexandro |
| Kilts are not pants | |
| Friday, November 12, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Early bird special, daily from 4:30 to 5:30 |
| Dave | The man who coined the phrase "Okie Dokie" |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events/Non-Creepy Magicians... (more flu shots) |
| Top Ten | Things You don't want to Hear at a Bus Stop (with video) |
| 1st Slot | Stupid Human Tricks (gum origami) |
| 2nd Guest | Johnny Depp |
| Nice pants, sister | |
| Monday, November 15, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now with stadium seating |
| Dave | The most popular North American game fish |
| PostMonologue | Pedestrian Theme Songs |
| 2nd Bit | Pokemon's controversial film from the '70s |
| Top Ten | Chapter Titles in the George W. Bush Autobiography |
| 1st Guest | Claudia Schiffer (microwaving chestnuts) |
| Music | Chris Cornell |
| Pantalonis | |
| Tuesday, November 16, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Officially authorized by the Sinatra family |
| Dave | A man who understands the true nature of pleasure |
| PostMonologue | Cheering up Kankakee, IL |
| 2nd Bit | Biff's Fun with a Bullhorn |
| Top Ten | Items in Ronald McDonald's Y2K Bunker |
| 1st Guest | Will Smith |
| Music | Creed |
| Biscuits & gravy | |
| Wednesday, November 17, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | New Books |
| 2nd Bit | David Diaz gets revenge |
| Top Ten | Things Parents Don't Know about Pokemon |
| 1st Guest | Anthony Edwards |
| 2nd Guest | Yasmine Bleeth |
| ---- | |
| Thursday, November 18, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Based on the Hotel in Las Vegas |
| Dave | Former First Lady |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events/Bennigan's Waiters... (corvette) |
| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear During a Parent-Teacher Conference |
| 1st Guest | Evander Holyfield |
| 2nd Guest | Ted Danson |
| Music | Counting Crows - Hanging Around |
| Pants!!! | |
| Friday, November 19, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Filmed in London |
| Dave | Latino pop idol |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Inventor of Pokemon) |
| 2nd Bit | Dave Talks to Kids |
| Top Ten | Signs that James Bond Just Doesn't Care Anymore |
| 1st Guest | Gabriel Byrne |
| 2nd Guest | Mark Borchardt |
| Buy me some pants [mumbled] | |
| Monday, November 22, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Packed with sea-faring derring-do |
| Dave | Popular swing band musician |
| PostMonologue | What the Staff is Thankful For |
| 2nd Bit | Paul's part in Third Watch |
| Top Ten | Headless Horseman Pet Peeves |
| 1st Guest | Bryant Gumbel |
| 2nd Guest | John Carpenter (won on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?) |
| Music | Tony Bennett |
| Do you like pants? [mumbled] | |
| Tuesday, November 23, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Filled with period detail |
| Dave | Former teen idol |
| PostMonologue | Tapping into the Butterball Hotline |
| 2nd Bit | Next Time Bring Your Sister, You Hump |
| Top Ten | Fun Things to Do while Stuck in Traffic |
| 1st Guest | Kathie Lee Gifford |
| Music | Charlotte Church |
| ---- | |
| Wednesday, November 24, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now a major motion picture |
| Dave | A man who eats punks like you for breakfast |
| PostMonologue | Would you Like some Gravy on That? |
| 2nd Bit | Biff Henderson's America: Meeteetse, WY |
| 1st Guest | Julianna Margulies |
| Cooking | Eric Ripert |
| Music | Third Eye Blind |
| Pants are fun [mumbled] | |
| Thursday, November 25, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Site of the first Thanksgiving |
| Dave | Butterball employee of the month |
| PostMonologue | Thanksgiving Day Parade Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Guessing Mom's Pies |
| Top Ten | Highlights of the Annual Letterman Thanksgiving |
| Standup | George Carlin |
| Music | Jewel |
| Other | Turkey-cam, Late Show Thanksgiving Dinner |
| Worldwide Pants [mumbled] | |
| Friday, November 26, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Aboard the nostalgic slice of life |
| Dave | Mr. November |
| PostMonologue | Dave Talks to Kids |
| Top Ten | Announcements Mayor Giuliani Would like to Make (presented by Mayor Giuliani) |
| 1st Slot | Stupid Pet Tricks (Teletubbies, beer, & snooker) |
| 2nd Guest | William Baldwin |
| Other | Open Mike Night |
| Mmm mmm mmm | |
| Monday, November 29, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Home of the world champion New York Mets |
| Dave | President Harding's great-great-grandson |
| PostMonologue | Best & Worst of the Millenium |
| Top Ten | Least Popular Toys |
| 1st Guest | Barbara Walters |
| 2nd Guest | Dan Patrick |
| Music | Mary J. Blige |
| Time for a kiss | |
| Tuesday, November 30, 1999 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Don't try to be a hero |
| Dave | The only surviving Andrews sister |
| PostMonologue | E! True Hollywood Story: Guy from Joe G's |
| Top Ten | Pieces of Fatherly Advice Passed on by Michael Jackson |
| 1st Guest | Jenny McCarthy |
| 2nd Guest | Martha Stewart |
| Music | Foo Fighters |
| No dice, Kenny | |