| December 1, 2000 | |
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| Friday | |
| Reruns | |
| December 4 - 8, 2000 | |
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| Monday | |
| Tuesday | |
| Wednesday | |
| Thursday | |
| Friday | |
| Reruns | |
| Monday, December 11, 2000 | |
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| New York | Highest per capita use of crime scene tape |
| Dave | A man with a rare talent for spotting counterfeit dimes |
| PostMonologue | Biff in Bosnia |
| 2nd Bit | Rockefeller Christmas tree lighting redo |
| Top Ten | Lessons We've Learned from Election 2000 |
| 1st Guest | Mel Gibson |
| Standup | Todd Barry |
| Other | Canadian election crisis update |
| Goodnight, girls | |
| Tuesday, December 12, 2000 | |
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| New York | Mention this ad and pay an additional 10% |
| Dave | The genius who first brought a beach ball to a stadium |
| PostMonologue | Biff in Bosnia |
| 1st Guest | Charles Grodin |
| 2nd Guest | Bobby LaBonte |
| Sitting In | Sheila E. |
| Other | Canadian election crisis update - Lighting the Giant Menorah |
| Mmmm, broccoli | |
| Wednesday, December 13, 2000 | |
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| New York | Home of the 1000 ft. pile of unclaimed garbage |
| Dave | A man who just called Gore & Bush to concede |
| PostMonologue | What we love about Christmas in New York |
| 2nd Bit | Guys standing by, Awkward News Moment of the Night |
| Top Ten | Headlines We're Likely to See in the Next 4 Years |
| 1st Guest | Jay Thomas |
| Standup | Orny Adams |
| Sitting In | Sheila E. |
| Ha ha ha | |
| Thursday, December 14, 2000 | |
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| New York | Where stolen goods are your best shopping value |
| Dave | Your host-elect |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (Navy dad & Baylor-ite) |
| 1st Guest | Helen Hunt |
| Standup | Robert Klein |
| Sitting In | Sheila E. |
| Mmmm, fudge | |
| Friday, December 15, 2000 | |
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| New York | Where every tourist is a walking ATM machine |
| Dave | The worst that could happen |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
| 2nd Bit | Late Show Water Cooler Talk |
| Top Ten | Items on George W. Bush's To Do List |
| 1st Guest | Sara Gilbert |
| Music | At The Drive-In |
| Mmm, tasty | |
| Monday, December 18, 2000 | |
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| New York | May I recount your money for you? |
| Dave | The irresistable force meeting the immovable object |
| PostMonologue | Topping the Christmas tree |
| 2nd Bit | Awkward Hug of the Night |
| Top Ten | Chapter Titles in Hillary Clinton's New Book |
| 1st Guest | Sean Connery |
| Music | Barenaked Ladies - Pinch Me |
| Kiss me | |
| Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - Armed Forces Show | |
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| New York | I mean, From New York Sir! |
| Dave | Your new Secretary of Defense |
| PostMonologue | Eagle Base Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Biff in Tuzla |
| Top Ten | Holiday Traditions in the Military |
| 1st Guest | Tom Hanks |
| Music | Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home) |
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| Wednesday, December 20, 2000 | |
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| New York | Handcrafted from Indonesian teak |
| Dave | Winner of the Nobel Prize for salads |
| PostMonologue | Small Town News |
| 2nd Bit | George castaways in the boiler room |
| Top Ten | Questions Bush asked Clinton at their Mini-Summit |
| 1st Guest | George Clooney |
| Music | Sade |
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| Thursday, December 21, 2000 | |
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| New York | Try our festive red & green street hot dogs |
| Dave | A man who still refuses to concede |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (missionary) |
| 2nd Bit | Stories of Late Show Christmas parties past |
| 1st Guest | Juliette Binoche (chocolates) |
| 2nd Guest | Jonathan Witherspoon |
| Mmmm, spare ribs | |
| Friday, December 22, 2000 | |
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| New York | We guarantee delivery in time for Christmas 2001 |
| Dave | The ghost of Christmas past |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (head enlargement) |
| 2nd Bit | Bob Bordan's fun with carolers |
| Top Ten | Signs Santa Hates You |
| 1st Guest | Uma Thurman |
| Standup | Brian Regan |
| Give daddy a kiss | |
| December 25, 2000 | |
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| Monday | |
| Rerun | |
| Tuesday, December 26, 2000 | |
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| New York | Are you sure grandpa is just sleeping? |
| Dave | Perennial bridesmaid |
| PostMonologue | Pardoned criminals thank clinton |
| 2nd Bit | Alan's part in What Women Want |
| Top Ten | Madonna's Tips for a Happy Marriage |
| 1st Guest | Lily Tomlin |
| 2nd Guest | Anthony Clark |
| Other | Dave calls the office |
| Mmmm, cheese | |
| Wednesday, December 27, 2000 | |
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| New York | Fabled island of the Mediterranean |
| Dave | Father of modern anger management |
| PostMonologue | Tribute to Joe G. |
| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts (Bush) |
| 1st Guest | Jay Mohr |
| Music | Snoop Dogg |
| Other | Calling the office |
| Check please | |
| Thursday, December 28, 2000 | |
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| Dave | Psychedelic hippie |
| PostMonologue | Year in Review |
| 2nd Bit | New Year's Eve Times Square safety tips |
| Top Ten | Signs It's Too Darn Cold in New York |
| 1st Guest | Benjamin Bratt |
| 2nd Guest | Jimmie Walker |
| Other | Calling the office |
| Mmm, waffles | |
| Friday, December 29, 2000 | |
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| New York | Bottomless pit in the ? Strait |
| Dave | America's greatest living playwright |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
| 2nd Bit | Jay Thomas holiday quarterback challenge |
| Top Ten | Signs You're at a Bad New Years Eve Party |
| 1st Guest | Matt Damon |
| Music | Fuel |
| Rhonda? | |