| February 1 - 4, 2000 | |
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| Tuesday | |
| Wednesday | |
| Thursday | |
| Friday | |
| Reruns | |
| Monday, February 7, 2000 | ||
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Late Show Backstage
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| Interviewer | Charles Grodin | |
| 1st Guest | Julia Roberts | The Pants |
| The Hug and the kiss | ||
| Top Ten | Things that Sound Creepy When Said by John Malkovich | |
| 2nd Guest | Regis Philbin | The Snub |
| Is it gravy? | ||
| Tuesday, February 8, 2000 | ||
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Late Show Backstage
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| Interviewer | Regis Philbin | |
| 1st Guest | Jerry Seinfeld | The Retired Material |
| The Radio Top Ten | ||
| Dave thinks the show is over in L.A. | ||
| Top Ten | Things my Mom Said to me while I was Growing Up | |
| 2nd Guest | Danny DeVito | The Hood Ornament Joke |
| Take me home! | ||
| Wednesday, February 9, 2000 | ||
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Late Show Backstage
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| Interviewer | Paul Schaffer | |
| 1st Guest | Bruce Willis | The Live Stunts |
| The New Look | ||
| The Car Phone | ||
| Top Ten | Numbers From One to Ten | |
| 2nd Guest | Martin Short | The Jerry Lewis |
| Beat it Winky | ||
| Thursday, February 10, 2000 | ||
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Late Show Backstage
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| Interviewer | Regis Philbin | |
| 1st Guest | Bill Cosby | The Cabbie & The Ladder |
| The Saxophone | ||
| The Flu | ||
| Top Ten | Things That Sound Sexy When Spoken by Barry White | |
| 2nd Guest | Sarah Jessica Parker | The Fly |
| Beat it Winky | ||
| Friday, February 11, 2000 | ||
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Late Show Backstage
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| Interviewer | Paul Schaffer | |
| 1st Guest | Steve Martin | The Vacation |
| The Clip and The Documentary | ||
| Top Ten | Things I've Always Wanted to Say to David Letterman (Prime Time Special #4) | |
| 2nd Guest | Billy Crystal | The Battle |
| Ah, cabbage | ||
| Monday, February 14, 2000 | ||
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Late Show Backstage
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| Interviewer | Paul Schaffer | |
| 1st Guest | Drew Barrymore | The Cruise |
| The Sign | ||
| The Kiss | ||
| The Wedding | ||
| The Wonder Western Dog | ||
| Color | The Fast Food Crawl | |
| Top Ten | Beautiful Women Complaints About Men | |
| 2nd Guest | Ray Romano | The Debut |
| Sylvia? | ||
| Tuesday, February 15, 2000 | ||
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Late Show Backstage
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| Interviewer | David Brenner | |
| 1st Guest | Kathie Lee Gifford | The Birthday Song |
| The Reconciliation | ||
| The Butterball Hotline | ||
| The Trivia Question | ||
| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Cab Driver | |
| 2nd Guest | Alec Baldwin | The Vegetarian |
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The Mad Baker
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| Wednesday, February 16, 2000 | ||
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Late Show Backstage
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| Interviewer | Tom Snyder | |
| 1st Guest | Norm MacDonald | The Lay-Off |
| The Prank | ||
| The Bed & Breakfast | ||
| Door-to-Door with Richard Simmons | ||
| Top Ten | Least Popular Stripper Names | |
| 2nd Guest | Don Rickles | The Chairman of the Board |
| That's just fine | ||
| Thursday, February 17, 2000 | ||
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| Interviewer | Tom Snyder | |
| 1st Guest | Mike Myers | The King of Kensington |
| The Delivery Boy | ||
| The Calgary Kid | ||
| The Mother | ||
| The Waiter | ||
| Top Ten | Effects of Y2K | |
| 2nd Guest | Roseanne | The Breakthrough |
| 3rd Guest | Bonnie Hunt | The Pick-Up |
| Please mow the lawn | ||
| Friday, February 18, 2000 | ||
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| Interviewer | Tom Arnold | |
| 1st Guest | Robin Williams | The Entrance |
| The Japanese Fish | ||
| The Mork & Mindy Clip | ||
| The Y2K Senate Race | ||
| The Hippie | ||
| Top Ten | Things That Sound Cool When Sung by a Barbershop Quartet | |
| 2nd Guest | Jack Hannah | The Bush Baby |
| I just don't care | ||
| Monday, February 21, 2000 - The Return | |
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| New York | Ask us about our complimentary bypass |
| Dave | BlueCross/BlueShield's man of the year |
| PostMonologue | Late Show Medical Awards Ceremony |
| 1st Guest | Regis Philbin |
| 2nd Guest | Robin Williams |
| Music | Foo Fighters |
| Other | Jerry Seinfeld |
| Call your sister | |
| Tuesday, February 22, 2000 - Guest Host | |
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| New York | It's the Late Show with David Letterman |
| Dave | Bill Cosby |
| 1st Guest | Heidi Klum |
| 2nd Guest | Vince Carter |
| 3rd Guest | Dr. Paula Mahone |
| Standup | Dane Cook |
| Hit me again | |
| Wednesday, February 23, 2000 | |
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| New York | The scar on America's chest |
| Dave | Creator of the Big Man line of clothes and oatmeal |
| PostMonologue | Dave's Life Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Media Coverage of Dave's bypass |
| 1st Guest | Julia Roberts |
| 2nd Guest | Israel Perlman (92-year-old bypass recipient) |
| Other | Campaign 2000 |
| Stop it! | |
| Thursday, February 24, 2000 - Guest Host | |
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| New York | It's the Late Show with David Letterman |
| Dave | Kathie Lee Gifford |
| 1st Guest | Tom Arnold |
| 2nd Guest | Joy Behar |
| Music | Linda Edar |
| More ether | |
| Friday, February 25, 2000 | |
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| New York | We've bypassed New Jersey |
| Dave | A man whose stomach was stapled live on the internet |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
| 2nd Bit | A message from Hank Hill |
| Top Ten | Signs We're Out of Practice Doing the Top Ten List |
| 1st Guest | John Goodman |
| 2nd Guest | Norm MacDonald |
| Cuff your pants! | |
| Monday, February 28, 2000 | |
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| New York | Choice seats still available |
| Dave | Instant TV bride |
| PostMonologue | Biff Henderson's America - Badger, MN |
| 2nd Bit | Barbara Walter's Reaction Shot of the Week |
| Top Ten | Last Lines David Hasselhoff's Character will be Saying on Baywatch |
| 1st Guest | Drew Carey |
| Music | Dolly Parton - Silver Dagger |
| Sitting In | Ian Anderson |
| Other | Campaign 2000 (George W. Bush snagged) |
| Drive me home, Helen | |
| Tuesday, February 29, 2000 - Guest Host | |
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| New York | It's the Late Show with David Letterman |
| Dave | David Brenner |
| 1st Guest | Carson Daley |
| 2nd Guest | Aida Turturro |
| Standup | Gary Gulman |
| Music | Ben Harper & the Innocent Criminals |
| Close the damn door! | |