| June 1 - 2, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| Thursday | |
| Friday | |
| Reruns | |
| Monday, June 5, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | We don't like you, go away |
| Dave | Mr. first nighter |
| PostMonologue | Late Show Survivor |
| Campaign 2000 | Indy 500 flag rant |
| Top Ten | Al Gore Tenant Pet Peeves |
| 1st Guest | Alicia Silverstone |
| 2nd Guest | David Brenner |
| Sitting In | Kid French sensation, Naufel |
| I can't breathe | |
| Tuesday, June 6, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Want to play some handball, father? |
| Dave | Latino Lothario |
| PostMonologue | Pizza Survivor |
| 2nd Bit | Alan's Indy 500 Recap |
| Top Ten | Cool Things About Being the World's Oldest Man |
| 1st Guest | Lisa Kudrow |
| 2nd Guest | Tom Dreesen |
| Music | Steve Earle and the Dukes |
| Make Daddy proud | |
| Wednesday, June 7, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Celebrity Skeletons in the Closet |
| Campaign 2000 | Paul reference on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? |
| 2nd Bit | Alan's summer safety tip |
| Top Ten | Things That Will get You Kicked off the Survivor Island |
| 1st Guest | Robert Duvall |
| Music | Don Henley - This Love |
| More fudge? | |
| Thursday, June 8, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Land of sky blue waters |
| Dave | Proud member of Sean 'Puffy' Combs posse |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (killer handshake) |
| 2nd Bit | Biff at the NBA finals |
| Campaign 2000 | Maria's jury story |
| Top Ten | Ways to Anger Bill Gates |
| 1st Guest | Roger Ebert |
| 2nd Guest | Nia Long |
| [cut off] | |
| Friday, June 9, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Enter at your own risk |
| Dave | Old what's-his-name himself |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag - Dave hiking |
| 2nd Bit | Staffer, Not a Staffer |
| Campaign 2000 | Maria's Hooter's story |
| Top Ten | Signs You've Rented a Bad Summer House |
| 1st Guest | Martin Lawrence |
| Music | Sinead O'Connor - No Man's Woman |
| That's not coleslaw | |
| Monday, June 12, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | The world's most beautiful natural harbor |
| Dave | Russian expatriate |
| PostMonologue | Biff at the NBA finals |
| 2nd Bit | Alan's Something for the Ladies (Bar-B-Q) |
| Campaign 2000 | Dave's jury experience, Foul-mouthed Alan |
| Top Ten | Tips for Being a Good Juror |
| 1st Guest | Jimmy Connors |
| 2nd Guest | David Coulthard |
| Other | Checking with George in Late Show Survivor |
| ---- | |
| Tuesday, June 13, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Destination of the ill-fated Titanic |
| Dave | Former winner of the Kahn-Smythe trophy |
| PostMonologue | A visit to the CBS store |
| Campaign 2000 | New Jersey Devils with the Stanley Cup |
| 1st Guest | Marv Albert |
| 2nd Guest | Heath Ledger |
| Music | Bon Jovi (on the roof) |
| Other | Tony Randall (on the roof) |
| It's always moist | |
| Wednesday, June 14, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Erected by the Roman emperor Vespesian |
| Dave | A man assembled in Mexico from American parts |
| PostMonologue | What's the Deal with Old Guys and Giant Glasses? |
| 2nd Bit | Checking in with George in Late Show Survivor |
| Campaign 2000 | Dave as an answer on Who Want's to be a Millionaire? |
| Top Ten | Signs Regis is Getting Nervous |
| 1st Guest | Calista Flockhart |
| Music | Isaac Hayes - Theme from Shaft |
| I'm sleepy | |
| Thursday, June 15, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Visit our private VIP lounge |
| Dave | The man who patented one-click online shopping |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| Campaign 2000 | Stacy from Survivor |
| 1st Guest | Naomi Campbell |
| 2nd Guest | Juan Montoya |
| Other | Dad drops by |
| ---- | |
| Friday, June 16, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Visit our subterranean chambers |
| Dave | Reclusive billionaire |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag |
| Campaign 2000 | Biff from NBA playoffs (celebrities in Indianapolis) |
| Top Ten | Signs your Kids Hate You (Leno impersonation) |
| 1st Slot | Stupid Pet Tricks (face mauling) |
| 2nd Guest | Jimmy Kimmel |
| Music | Billy Bragg & Wilco |
| [cut off by station] | |
| Monday, June 19, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | We eliminate the middle man |
| Dave | A man grown from genetically-enhanced Monsanto seeds |
| PostMonologue | Summer Carnival Quiz |
| Campaign 2000 | Biff reports on what things cost from the NBA finals |
| Top Ten | Signs the Guy Sitting Next to you has Air Rage |
| 1st Guest | John McEnroe |
| Music | Busta Rhymes |
| Hand me your shoes | |
| Tuesday, June 20, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Beat the Clock |
| 2nd Bit | Alan's Allergy Report |
| Campaign 2000 | Paul's party story / More Biff from the NBA |
| Top Ten | Indiana Pacer Excuses |
| 1st Guest | Mark Wahlberg |
| Music | The Deftones |
| Sitting In | Paul Rodgers |
| Other | Checking out the effect of the NBA championship on New York |
| ---- | |
| Wednesday, June 21, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | What's on TV This Week |
| Campaign 2000 | Winner of the secret word contest with grizzly bear safety tips |
| Top Ten | Questions on the Los Alamos Security Application Form |
| 1st Guest | Dana Carvey |
| Music | No Doubt |
| Answer the damn phone | |
| Thursday, June 22, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Checking in with George on Late Show Survivor (carving) |
| Campaign 2000 | Ramona from Survivor |
| 1st Guest | Samuel L. Jackson |
| Music | P.J. Ollson |
| ---- | |
| Friday, June 23, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (sex comment apology) |
| 2nd Bit | Staffer, Not a Staffer |
| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear from a Lifeguard (with video) |
| 1st Slot | Piedmont Bird Callers |
| 2nd Guest | Keenan Ivory Wayans |
| ---- | |
| Monday, June 26, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Our crust is tough and our mayor is flaky |
| Dave | George W. Bush's foreign policy advisor |
| PostMonologue | A Day in the Life of 'Survivor' |
| 2nd Bit | Late Show Lucky Number |
| Top Ten | Ways Gas Stations Trying to Keep Customers Happy |
| 1st Guest | Tom Brokaw |
| 2nd Guest | Eric Idle |
| Other | Bush/Execution campaign commercial |
| Pan-fried nappy | |
| Tuesday, June 27, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Perched high in the magnificent Candadian Rockies |
| Dave | Manicurist to the stars |
| PostMonologue | Pizza Survivor |
| 2nd Bit | Low-Budget Green Party Ad, Late Show Lucky Number |
| Top Ten | Signs the Supreme Court Needs a Vacation |
| 1st Guest | James Belushi |
| Music | Third Eye Blind |
| Other | More When Dogs Attack! footage, More Survivor Ads, Alan congratulates the Human Genome project |
| Boy, did that suck | |
| Wednesday, June 28, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | You've come at a really bad time |
| Dave | Tri-State numismatist of the month |
| PostMonologue | Summer Warning Labels |
| Campaign 2000 | The glory of streaming video |
| 2nd Bit | Ed McMahon on Biography |
| 1st Guest | Martha Stewart (on a bike) |
| Music | Travis |
| Sitting In | Ted Nugent |
| Other | Anna Kournikova Play of the Day |
| Dear sweet pants | |
| Thursday, June 29, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Leave keys in car, valet attendant will be with you shortly |
| Dave | Twelve-time victim of internet fraud |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (Tennesee teacher & a Utah Dentist) |
| Campaign 2000 | Dirk from Survivor |
| 1st Guest | George Clooney |
| Music | Warren Zevon - Porcelein Monkey |
| Other | Anna Kournikova Play of the Day |
| Which one's Dave? | |
| Friday, June 30, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now with more peanuts |
| Dave | Devoted student of Socrates |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Losers: The Restaurant) |
| 2nd Bit | Staffer, Not a Staffer |
| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear at Your Family Reunion |
| 1st Guest | Jay Thomas |
| 2nd Guest | David Sedaris |
| Other | Anna Kournikova Play of the Day |
| Press those pants | |