| Wednesday, March 1, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Your passport to adventure |
| Dave | Spanish golfing sensation |
| PostMonologue | Campaign 2000 - George W. Bush |
| 2nd Bit | Something for the Ladies (ski lodge) |
| Top Ten | Signs Kathie Lee Gifford Just Doesn't Give a Damn Anymore |
| 1st Slot | Kid Turkey Callers |
| 2nd Guest | Candice Bergan |
| Music | Fiona Apple - Limp |
| My accountant is Fred Nigrow | |
| Thursday, March 2, 2000 - Guest Host | |
|---|---|
| New York | It's the Late Show with David Letterman |
| Dave | Nathan Lane |
| PostMonologue | How I Got to be a Late Show Guest Host |
| 1st Guest | Mel Brooks |
| Standup | Mario Cantone |
| Music | Kristin Chenoweth |
| Nice shoes, big shot | |
| Friday, March 3, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now back in its original location |
| Dave | The least we could do on short notice |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Anti-decaf ad) |
| 2nd Bit | Barbara Walters Reaction Shot of the Day |
| Top Ten | Things You Don't Want to Hear on a Ski Lift (with video) |
| 1st Guest | Anjelica Huston |
| 2nd Guest | Jayson Williams |
| Music | Steely Dan - Cousin Dupree |
| Campaign 2000 | Brought to you by Bypass Surgery, the world's most popular cardiac surgery |
| Send potatos | |
| Monday, March 6, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Ask about our one-day service |
| Dave | Renowned everest mountaineer |
| PostMonologue | Staff Oscar Nominations |
| 2nd Bit | Barbara Walters Reaction Shot of the Night - 18 years! |
| Campaign 2000 | No Rob again |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Campaign is Doomed |
| 1st Guest | Kathie Lee Gifford |
| 2nd Guest | Eddie Izzard |
| Other | Late Show Internet Poll |
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| Tuesday, March 7, 2000 - Guest Host | |
|---|---|
| New York | It's the Late Show with David Letterman |
| Dave | Janeane Garofalo |
| 1st Guest | Bob Odenkirk & David Cross |
| Standup | Zack Galifanakis |
| Music | Old '97s - Jagged |
| Other | Who Wants to See Two Multi-Millionaires Get Married to Each Other? |
| Sitting In | Bazille |
| Hey hey helen | |
| Wednesday, March 8, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Featured in many men's magazines |
| Dave | Former CIA whistleblower |
| PostMonologue | Beat the Clock |
| 2nd Bit | Some suggestions from CBS Promotions (Jon Polito) |
| Campaign 2000 | Eyeblinks |
| Top Ten | Headlines During George W. Bush's Presidency |
| 1st Guest | Tim Robbins |
| Music | Melissa Etheridge |
| Kaboom | |
| Thursday, March 9, 2000 - Guest Host | |
|---|---|
| New York | It's the Late Show with David Letterman |
| Dave | Dana Carvey |
| Sidekick | Jon Lovitz |
| 1st Guest | Cindy Margolis |
| 2nd Guest | Al Frankin |
| Cooking | Rocco DiSpirito |
| Stop calling! | |
| Friday, March 10, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | We eliminate the middle man |
| Dave | Licensed podiatrist |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (CyberAlan) |
| Campaign 2000 | McCain vs. Shriver |
| 1st Guest | Tom Brokaw |
| 2nd Guest | Catherine Keener |
| Music | Bonnie Raitt |
| Other | Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts (Bette Midler) |
| Kiss me | |
| March 13 - 17, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| Monday | |
| Tuesday | |
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| Friday | |
| Reruns | |
| Monday, March 20, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | The cradle of civilization |
| Dave | The mattress king |
| PostMonologue | Campaign 2000: Mega-March Madness |
| 2nd Bit | Last night for the Turk |
| Top Ten | Ways to Irritate Alex Trebek |
| 1st Guest | Gabriel Byrne |
| Cooking | Martha Stewart |
| Music | Moby |
| Other | Barbara Walters Reaction Shot of the Night |
| Try me, Guido | |
| Tuesday, March 21, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | The tri-state area's only active volcano |
| Dave | Sixteenth-century mystic |
| PostMonologue | Beat the Clock (Lance & Amy!) |
| Campaign 2000 | The Sweet Sixteen & a McCain commercial |
| Top Ten | Signs Madonna is Settling Down |
| 1st Guest | Matthew Broderick (birthday cake) |
| Music | Patti Smith |
| Other | Classic Barbara Walters Reaction Shot of the Night, First robin of spring |
| This ain't jello | |
| Wednesday, March 22, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Experience the fantasy |
| Dave | America's foremost landscape photographer |
| PostMonologue | A Day in the Life of Gore and Bush |
| 2nd Bit | A visit from Oscar, Biff counting for the census |
| Top Ten | New NHL Slogans |
| 1st Guest | Barbara Walters |
| 2nd Guest | Linda Cardellini |
| Music | Kimmie Rhodes |
| Campaign 2000 | nothing planned |
| Sitting In | Derrick Trucks |
| Ah, crabcakes | |
| March 23 - 24, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| Thursday | |
| Friday | |
| Reruns | |
| Monday, March 27, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Guaranteed to be over in one hour or less |
| Dave | A real American Beauty |
| PostMonologue | Charts & Graphs |
| 2nd Bit | Stars-who-Aren't-Really-Dead Montage |
| Top Ten | Things Overheard at Dave's Academy Awards Party |
| Campaign 2000 | Combovers & Racing |
| 1st Guest | Rosie Perez |
| Standup | Robert Klein |
| Other | Missing network teaser |
| Hey look, canaries | |
| Tuesday, March 28, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| Preshow | Henry Kissinger, guest host |
| New York | May we buy you a cocktail |
| Dave | The first lady of hip-hop |
| Campaign 2000 | What's the Deal with Old Guys and Giant Glasses? |
| PostMonologue | Rupert makes a sandwich |
| Top Ten | Dumb Accountant Tax Tips |
| 1st Guest | Minnie Driver |
| Music | Trisha Yearwood |
| Too much bacon | |
| Wednesday, March 29, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | I said I don't want to talk about it |
| Dave | Financial planner to the star's pets |
| PostMonologue | What the Late Show Loves About Spring |
| 2nd Bit | Canadian Campaign Ad |
| Campaign 2000 | Rob's cab story |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Baseball Team is Rusty |
| 1st Slot | Kid Scientists |
| 2nd Guest | Jimmy Smits |
| Music | Bruce Cockburn - Last Night of the World |
| Who's hungry? | |
| Thursday, March 30, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Mexico's newest world-clss beach-front resort |
| Dave | Real-life party boy |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (senator) |
| Campaign 2000 | Decaf visualization |
| Top Ten | Questions on the George W. Bush Application for Running-Mate |
| 1st Guest | John Cusack |
| 2nd Guest | Paul Fiori |
| Standup | Eddie Brill |
| Cute pants, sister | |
| Friday, March 31, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now with sound-deadening corrugated baffles |
| Dave | A man who challenges science's long-held assumptions about jelly |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Look what they did to my car!) |
| Campaign 2000 | Dave espouses the benefits of days of varying length |
| Top Ten | Circus Clown Pickup Lines |
| 1st Guest | David Arquette |
| Music | Al Green (somebody say amen) |
| I smell gravy | |