| Monday, October 2, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Now available over the counter |
| Dave | White collar criminal |
| PostMonologue | What's on TV This Week |
| 2nd Bit | Ball State University Fighting Cardinals Football Highlights |
| 1st Guest | Geena Davis |
| 2nd Guest | Tom Cavanagh |
| Other | Fight |
| Pants from space | |
| Tuesday, October 3, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Visit one of our nine locations |
| Dave | Genius of twentieth century dance |
| PostMonologue | Iron Chef Round 2 |
| Top Ten | Ways to Make the Gore/Bush Debate More Exciting |
| 1st Guest | Christine Baranski |
| Music | Green Day |
| Pants, doctor? | |
| Wednesday, October 4, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Try our award-winning key lime cheesecake |
| Dave | Guitar-swinging storyteller |
| PostMonologue | New for Fall |
| Campaign 2000 | Post-debate analysis |
| Top Ten | Things That Will Get you Kicked out of the Country Music Awards |
| 1st Guest | Farah Fawcett (Robert Altman slanders Dave) |
| Music | Loretta Lynn |
| Other | Checking in on sick Paul |
| Ahhh... | |
| Thursday, October 5, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | [cut off by one more stupid campaign commercial] |
| Dave | Most renowned polar explorer of his day |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events |
| 2nd Bit | Biff's Unlabeled Canned Goods of the Night |
| 1st Guest | Kevin Spacey |
| 2nd Guest | Lenny Krayzelberg |
| Sitting In | Warren Zevon |
| Nice pants, Kenny | |
| Friday, October 6, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Open to the public |
| Dave | Concept car of the year |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Biff's first lady conquests) |
| 2nd Bit | Ball State University Fighting Cardinals' Pre-game Kick-off Show |
| Top Ten | Cool Things About Winning a Gold Medal (presented by Rulon Gardner) |
| 1st Guest | Magic Johnson |
| Music | Jewel |
| Other | Alan's Campaign Roundup |
| Sitting In | Warren Zevon |
| [kissing sounds] | |
| Monday, October 9, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | A division of Viacom |
| Dave | Welterweight champion of the world |
| PostMonologue | A Day in the Life of the Campaign |
| 2nd Bit | Clinton campaign commercial |
| Top Ten | Things Columbus would say if He Saw America Today |
| 1st Guest | Ben Stiller (anxiety dream) |
| Music | Merle Haggard |
| Other | Ball State Wins! - What Paul would have been wearing |
| Sitting In | Warren Zevon |
| I'm so fat | |
| Tuesday, October 10, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Are you going to eat those fries? |
| Dave | Titan of the jazz scene |
| PostMonologue | What's the deal with old guys and giant glasses? |
| 2nd Bit | Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts (Aretha Franklin) |
| Top Ten | Ways Nader can Still Win |
| 1st Guest | Regis Philbin |
| 2nd Guest | Jim Gaffigan |
| Other | Checking in with Paul, What Paul would have been wearing, Alan's Campaign Roundup, What's the deal with Big Guys and Tiny Glasses? |
| Sitting In | Warren Zevon |
| Stop calling me | |
| Wednesday, October 11, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Hundreds of designs and colors available |
| Dave | Diabolical computer criminal |
| PostMonologue | What it Costs |
| 1st Guest | Jason Alexander |
| 2nd Guest | Anthony Bourdain |
| Music | Foo Fighters |
| Other | Alan's Campaign Roundup, C-SPAN Clinton Anniversary congratulations |
| Sitting In | Warren Zevon |
| Hey hey Brenda | |
| Thursday, October 12, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Fabled city of the Incas |
| Dave | Senior science writer of the Washington Post |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (dental travails) |
| 2nd Bit | Post-Debate campaign ad |
| Top Ten | Signs Your Debate Moderator is Nuts |
| Cooking | Martha Stewart |
| 2nd Guest | Spike Lee |
| Other | Alan's Campaign Roundup |
| Sitting In | Warren Zevon |
| Brenda, where's Kenny? | |
| Friday, October 13, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (loose change) |
| 1st Guest | Mark Wahlberg |
| 2nd Bit | George Clark Health Challenge |
| Top Ten | Signs NYC has Baseball Fever |
| Music | Incubus |
| Other | Ball State University Fighting Cardinals' Pre-game Kick-off Show, Alan's Campaign Roundup |
| Sitting In | Warren Zevon - Licked by a Stranger |
| Come on punk, try me | |
| Monday, October 16, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Serenaded by humpback whales |
| Dave | The world's leading Irish tenor |
| PostMonologue | Biff's Fun with a Stopwatch |
| Top Ten | Important Election Issues for Dumb Guys |
| 1st Guest | James Caan |
| 2nd Guest | Angela Perez Baraquio |
| Other | Alan's Campaign Roundup, Ball State University Fighting Cardinals Football Highlights |
| Give us a kiss, Kenny | |
| Tuesday, October 17, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Give up, you can't win anyway |
| Dave | Cult deprogrammer |
| PostMonologue | Subway Series Beat the Clock |
| 2nd Bit | Time-Life's Best of the 2000 Debates |
| 1st Guest | Helen Hunt |
| 2nd Guest | Lauren Kessler |
| Music | Willie Nelson with Francine Reed and Kenny Wayne Shepard - Milkcow Blues |
| Other | Paul's welcome back surprise |
| Daddy wants a kiss | |
| Wednesday, October 18, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Catch a chunk of falling masonry, win a prize |
| Dave | The headcase making all those throwing errors |
| PostMonologue | Baseball Playoffs Quiz |
| Campaign 2000 | Bush on the show tomorrow |
| Top Ten | Cool Things About Having the World Series in New York (presented by Rudolph Giuliani) |
| 1st Guest | Joaquin Phoenix |
| Music | Allison Moorer |
| Other | Debate highlights |
| I'm packed with gas | |
| Thursday, October 19, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | At this very moment, I'm being frisked |
| Dave | A man who's both a uniter and a divider |
| PostMonologue | Know Your Current Events (Minnesota carpenter) |
| Top Ten | Changes I'll Make in the White House (presented by George W. Bush) |
| 1st Guest | George W. Bush |
| Sitting In | James Brown |
| Flip the switch, froggy | |
| Friday, October 20, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | I hope you like bacteria |
| Dave | NYC's new police commissioner |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Alan's Storytime) |
| Top Ten | Baseball Movies Playing in Times Square |
| 2nd Bit | Subway Series dramatic reenactment by Mujibar and Sirijul |
| 1st Guest | Lawrence Fishburne |
| Music | Lenny Kravitz |
| Other | Bush outtake from last night - Ball State University Fighting Cardinals Fighting Football Highlights - Buchanan campaign ad |
| I need a ride | |
| October 23 - 27, 2000 | |
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| Reruns | |
| Monday, October 30, 2000 | |
|---|---|
| New York | Convenient to schools, shopping, and transportation |
| Dave | The card counter banned from every casino in America |
| PostMonologue | Biff at the World Series |
| Top Ten | ---- |
| 1st Guest | Will Smith |
| 2nd Guest | Derek Jeter |
| ---- | |