| New York | No hassles, no haggles, and no money down |
| Dave | The former Cat Stevens |
| PostMonologue | Late Show People's Choice Award |
| 2nd Bit | Exploding football tribute to the Giants |
| Top Ten | Signs New York has Football Fever |
| 1st Guest | Sarah Jessica Parker |
| 2nd Guest | Jamie Bell |
| Other | Calling the Office |
| Mmm, monkeys |
| New York | High in the Venezualean Andes |
| Dave | Controversial rapper |
| PostMonologue | Beat the Clock 2001 (no more Joe G's) |
| 2nd Bit | Alan's few words about Linda Chavez |
| Top Ten | Things Bill Clinton has to do Before Leaving Office |
| 1st Guest | Tim Robbins |
| 2nd Guest | Julie Bowen |
| Sitting In | Jackie DeShannon |
| Other | Presidential moving day |
| Later dude |
| Dave | 80's child star |
| PostMonologue | A day in the life of Hillary Clinton |
| 2nd Bit | George Clark's Temptation Basement |
| 1st Guest | Dennis Quaid |
| 2nd Guest | Jason Seahorn |
| Other | Bush standing behind people (preview), Calling the office |
| Mmm, soup |
| New York | A magical place not found on any map |
| Dave | Liz Taylor's 3rd and 5th husband |
| PostMonologue | Brad Daluiso kicking field goals via phone |
| Top Ten | Signs No One on Temptation Island is Attracted to You |
| 1st Guest | Kim Cattrall |
| 2nd Guest | Bob Sarlatte |
| Other | Calling the office |
| Touch me |
| New York | Home of your New Jersey Giants |
| Dave | Your next Secretary of Labor |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Biff's Carefully Unscripted Phoney Touching Moment) |
| Top Ten | Ways the Army is Trying to Boost Recruiting |
| 1st Guest | Christine Baranski |
| Music | Seal - This Could be Heaven |
| Other | Calling the office (weekend plans) |
| Mmm, onions |
| New York | City in the icy grip of winter |
| Dave | The gypsy prince |
| PostMonologue | NFC Championship Quiz |
| 2nd Bit | Nancy Agostini reading Giant's highlights |
| Top Ten | Bill Clinton Future Plans |
| 1st Guest | Dan Rather |
| 2nd Guest | Vinnie Jones |
| Other | Calling the office |
| Oh Santa |
| New York | Hell without the heat |
| Dave | Coming to a dinner theater near you |
| PostMonologue | How Many Guys in Giants Uniforms can you fit in a Coffee Shop? |
| Top Ten | Ways George W. Bush is Preparing for the Presidency |
| 2nd Bit | A message from Les Moonves |
| 1st Guest | Sean Penn |
| 2nd Guest | Lauren Kessler |
| Sitting In | Peter Frampton |
| Mmm, garlic |
| New York | Sacramento East |
| Dave | Recovering choc-aholic |
| PostMonologue | Last Time |
| Top Ten | Things We've Learned From the Clinton Years |
| 1st Guest | Matthew McConaughey |
| 2nd Guest | Elle Macpherson |
| Other | A message from Les Moonves, Lumbar support |
| Mmm, cabbage |
| New York | Frontier boom town |
| Dave | On-field voice of your San Francisco Forty-Niners |
| PostMonologue | Snowstorm Safety Tips |
| Top Ten | Signs Hillary Clinton is Not Taking Her Job Seriously |
| 1st Guest | Neve Campbell |
| 2nd Guest | George Miller |
| Other | George W. Bush Big Word of the Night |
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| New York | The motor city |
| Dave | Health care guru |
| PostMonologue | CBS Mailbag (Alan's transformational anger) |
| 2nd Bit | On the phone with Giants' coach Jim Fassell |
| 1st Guest | Tom Selleck |
| Music | Richard Ashcroft |
| Other | Survivor 2 promotion, George W. Bush Big Word of the Night |
| Mmm, cookies |
| New York | Ask about our complimentary buffet breakfast |
| Dave | A man who was pardoned by former president Clinton |
| PostMonologue | Exploding Miller Light inflatable chair |
| Campaign 2000 | Deb Eaton from Survivor 2 |
| 1st Guest | John Goodman |
| Music | 3 Doors Down |
| Other | Calling the office, Nancy Agostini reading Super Bowl highlights |
| Mmm, bacon |
| New York | Huge savings in every department |
| Dave | Bad boy of renaissance art |
| PostMonologue | Biff at the Super Bowl |
| Music | Dolly Parton - Shine |
| 2nd Guest | William Peterson |
| Other | Regis Philbin Hacking Cough of the Night, Survivor 2 encore presentation promo |
| Answer the damn phone |
| New York | Fabled city of the Orient |
| Dave | Former democratic vice-presidential nominee |
| PostMonologue | Dave's Record Collection (abbreviated) |
| 2nd Bit | ABC Survivor counter programming |
| 1st Guest | Patricia Heaton |
| 2nd Guest | Jeff Probst |
| Other | Message from Les Moonves, What happened today with Puffy |
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